heard this oldie?

Question

three construction worker, a polynesian, a black man, and a caucasian.
every day at work, they always have the same sandwich for lunch. The following day the three men replied:

Polynesian: I swear if my wife makes me corned beef sandwich tomorrow, i will jump off the building. Next day, he had corned beef sandwich and jumped off the building.

Black man: I swear my wife makes me another pastrami sandwich i will jump off the building. Next day, pastrami sandwich and jumped off the building.

Caucassian: Me too, If I get peanut butter sandwich tomorrow I too will jump off the building. And so he did.

3 days later, they had their funeral and the wives replied:

Polynesian: If I knew my husband was tired of corned beef sandwich I would've made something else.

Black man: If I knew my husband was tired of pastrami sandwich I would've made something else.

Caucasian: I don't know why my husband jumped off the building, he made his own sandwich that morning.

Answer 1

hahaha, i heard it, but its still a good one!

Answer 2

yup heard this before. Do all men really still depend on their wives to make their sandwich - makes me think they are disabled (by their mothers) ?? and have such great wives who will continue to dance around their men ....

Answer 3

"With all do appreciate, i m no longer the single which would be talking in an unparliamentary way as a jiffy pass via.." Which in reality ability "no longer attempting to disrespect you yet... I m no longer likely to be the single talking out of my *** in a minute"

Answer 4

THis is great! I've heard it a million times and it still makes me laugh.

Answer 5

good 1

Answer 6

hahaha........I heard it, but it's still a funny one, that brought a chuckle.

Answer 7

LOL GOOD JOKE. AND NO I HAVEN'T HEARD IT BEFORE.

Answer 8

more sad than anything.

Answer 9

funny!

Answer 10

lol