Entertainment & Music - 14 August 2006

just we are profissors sitting around the hell so there is freedom of question that you can ask what ever you like to know

2006-08-14 22:10:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-14 22:09:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

a guy walks up to you and says, "HEY, i haven't spoken to you in like forever, sweetie!!" you look puzzled, so you reply, "yeah, it's been so long i don't even remember you?!" the guy immediately replies, "i know, i have been missing you too, it seems like it's been a life time!" as he is staring you right in the face," we should hang out this weekend, go to a movie or something, maybe dinner, me and you?? what do you say??" you cringe and retort, "look PAL, i told you, i don't even know you, get away!! FREAK!!" then you throw up all over his shoes, and he says, "hold on grandma, i'll call you right back, some fu(ker just puked on my timbs, love ya too!!" - those hands free bluetooth devices are going to be the death of me some day!!

2006-08-14 22:09:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I just cought the very end of this band on conan o'brian, a blond girl, singing "I fought the war", In this kinda off key kick a.s.s sound,
the band had 4 members, I tryed to hear conan say there name, but you couldent realy hear him speak just before they cut to comercial, I thought he said the name magic, hoping someone rememers who they are, sounded pretty cool, love to find new music

2006-08-14 22:07:22 · 4 answers · asked by supervfive 4 in Music

2006-08-14 22:07:12 · 27 answers · asked by Rox 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-14 22:05:50 · 8 answers · asked by kasipit 1 in Television

How about one called "Itchy the Crotchy"? Makes more sense than Naruto or Tagimoocho or what ever they call that crap. Whatever happened to the good ones, like Vampire Hunter D, Akira, etc.? What the hell is with BoBoBoBoBo.....a dude with friggin' live nose hairs? A boy robot dressed as Little Lord Fauntleroy? W.......T..............F..........?!?

2006-08-14 22:05:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4 How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.


9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20 Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

2006-08-14 22:04:48 · 28 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-14 22:01:48 · 9 answers · asked by b1ackeyze 2 in Polls & Surveys

Okay one day a old lady is sitting on her porch with her old hound dog. Next thing she knows a genie pops out in front of her. The genie says: It seem that you are very lonely so what i will do is grant you three wishes. The first wish she makes is she wishes she was a beautiful rich princess. Second she looks around and takes a look a her shack of ahouse and says i wish i lived in a palace. Third She wishes she had a handsome prince to make love to her. The genie looks around and spot the hound dog and poof he is transformed into a handsome prince. Th eprince strolls up to the princess and takes her in his arms, and kisses her passionatly. Soon the princess is ready to make love, when the prince whispers in her ear ( I bet your'e sorry you nutured me now b i t c h)

2006-08-14 22:01:21 · 6 answers · asked by foeversexygirl 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Given the choice, would you pick to live a lifetime of impassable talent in any field of your choice (music, arts, medicine, philosophy etc), or a life showered with money and riches, whilst having no special talents?

2006-08-14 22:00:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I met someone on here and I am being blamed for not trusting this person. I feel like this person has multiple accounts and is playing me. By posting on different accounts.

What would you do? He claims he is innocent and it is all in my head. I want to trust but it is hard.

Now give it to me.

2006-08-14 21:59:24 · 20 answers · asked by Broken heart ♥ 1 in Polls & Surveys

Scottish band and i know that they play Hogmany gigs around Scotland. One of my English brothers is taking the piss out of them and i wish to prove that they are still a driving force in the alternative music scene. Ta.

2006-08-14 21:59:18 · 7 answers · asked by kenfitameen 3 in Music

should police have to call you daddy?? that's right police, i am your father, ahahahamooowahaha cough, hack, ahahaha!!

2006-08-14 21:58:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-14 21:56:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

It's 4 every1

2006-08-14 21:56:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

This is challenging


1. In a street, there are 5 houses, each a different color.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality.
3. Each house owner drinks a certain drink, smokes a certain kind of
4. cigarette, and keeps a certain kind of pet.
5. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigarette, or
6. drink the same drink.

Who owns the FISH?

Hints:

1. The British lives in the red house.
2. The Swedish keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The green house is on the left of the white house.
5. The green house's owner drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes blends lives next to the man who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The owner who smokes Blue master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

Einstein wrote this riddle early in the 20th century, stating that 98%
of the world's population could not solve it.
Good Luck

2006-08-14 21:53:14 · 11 answers · asked by missy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-14 21:53:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-14 21:52:48 · 11 answers · asked by ronzohooter 4 in Movies

I'm turning mine off now, Good Night.

2006-08-14 21:50:30 · 33 answers · asked by deleted 4 in Polls & Surveys

and why does it mainly seem to be american teens? why are teens in afria,greece,spain etc not cutting themselves???

2006-08-14 21:49:05 · 8 answers · asked by rusalka 3 in Celebrities

1. How you remind me
2. Der Kommisar
3. Don't give up
4. Laywers, guns and money
5. Follow you home

That's my five your turn.

2006-08-14 21:48:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I have many favorites,
one of them is "L'auberge Espagnole"
(View Here: http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1808466175 )

2006-08-14 21:46:51 · 10 answers · asked by Líbano 3 in Movies

Please tell the movies by Steve Martin.

2006-08-14 21:46:04 · 10 answers · asked by Fishi 3 in Movies

i am from singapore.

2006-08-14 21:45:41 · 6 answers · asked by HO CS 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-14 21:45:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-14 21:44:53 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

no this isnt vulgar, would you Literally eat me :) Ha, plz dont report me

2006-08-14 21:43:03 · 24 answers · asked by Nikki 5 in Polls & Surveys

glyn, aisleyne, nikki, pete, richard or jennie
i want pete to win cos his the best!
the newspapers want aisleyen to win!?

2006-08-14 21:42:55 · 3 answers · asked by smile please 3 in Television

There is one particular word I have in mind.
10 points to the first person who gets it!!

2006-08-14 21:42:42 · 15 answers · asked by Sixth_Sense 3 in Polls & Surveys