I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel,
it knocked Mycell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, which splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
important call.
Damn women drivers
2006-08-14
00:18:55
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