Subject: Can we ever understand men?
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire long after hypothermia has set in.
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop
the
hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If
another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be
able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and
everything, I wouldn't, know where to start."
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me
soup
and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You
never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at
the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic
items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same
thing.
And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for
which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost
me
twice as, much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back
together.
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my
hand
while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole
show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding
a
calculator).
Because I'm a man, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't
think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a
complete stranger? I mean, how on earth could he know where we're
going?
Because I'm a man, whatever you get your mother for Mother's Day is
okay; I don't need to see it. And while you're at it, don't forget to
pick up something for my mother, also. And, please sign the card too.
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.
Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what
you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes
is fine. With the belt or without it---looks fine. Your hair is fine.
You look fine. Can we just go now?
This has been a public service message for Women to better understand
the Male species.
2006-08-18
23:41:33
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