Entertainment & Music - 18 August 2006

and you were in the shower.... and you dropped the soap....

Would you pick it up?

I dont think I would!

2006-08-18 23:36:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was a hot Sunday mornin'
Middle of July
The choir was a singin'
'Bout the sweet by and by

Everybody was a swayin'
And sweatin' in the heat
We all bowed our heads down
As the preacher took his seat

My sister and my brother
stood next to my mother
In the quiet at the close of the verse
That's when daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church

My sister rolled her eyes back
My brother bit his lip
My cousin just behind us
Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"

I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve
Stared down at my shoes
Lord, you could hear a pin drop
As we stood there in the pew
Heads were turnin',
eyes were burnin'

Momma stuck her nose in her purse
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church

He cut the big one
It was a stinker
Then he broke the silence
With a snicker
And us kids started laughin'
'Til I thought we was all gonna burst
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church

He said, "The devil made me do it"
Momma said it was the liverwurst
And that's why daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church

2006-08-18 23:36:12 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

anyone for the x-factor?

2006-08-18 23:35:52 · 22 answers · asked by playgirl 1 in Other - Entertainment

i am so pleased pete won bb 7 (uk)
but who do you think should have won

eazzzymanna

2006-08-18 23:35:49 · 43 answers · asked by falloutboy 2 in Television

does anyone know where i can get the yahoo office attachment for this song done from iraq. thanks

2006-08-18 23:34:50 · 9 answers · asked by raymag3550 2 in Music

2006-08-18 23:34:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-18 23:34:35 · 13 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

Think your a real fan of ER? Ive got a question I need answered , anyone can help just reply and I will ask if you think you can answer!! :)

2006-08-18 23:34:15 · 4 answers · asked by amofber 2 in Television

2006-08-18 23:34:07 · 9 answers · asked by Graham G 1 in Celebrities

has something to do with 'dancing with a gay' i think, all i know it is a new gay song and i want to buy it.
Thank you.

2006-08-18 23:33:58 · 1 answers · asked by DerIveD 2 in Music

2006-08-18 23:33:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

not me my hubby.

2006-08-18 23:32:55 · 11 answers · asked by mintymoon 2 in Polls & Surveys

the little boy one day decided to ask his parents the million dollar question:
"dad...where were you before you met mom?"
"oh, I was working in France"
"mom...where were you before you met dad?"
"I was in Brazil, honey"
astonished, the little boy continued:
"....and how did all of us end up meeting here in UK?"

2006-08-18 23:32:41 · 6 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-18 23:31:54 · 8 answers · asked by star sailor 3 in Movies

Henry's new job had him spending a lot of time on the road, and out of concern for his wife's safety he visited a pet shop to look at watchdogs.
"I have just the dog for you," said the salesman, showing him a miniature Pekingese.
"Come on," Henry protested,"That little thing couldn't hurt a flea."
"Ah, but he know's karate," the salesman replied. "Here, let me show you." He pointed to a cardboard box and ordered, "Karate the box!" Immediately the dog shredded it. The salesman then pointed to an old wooden chair and instructed, " Karate the chair!" The dog reduced the chair to matchsticks. Astounded, Henry bought the dog.
When he got home, Henry announced that he had purchased a watchdog, but his wife took one look at the Pekingese and was unimpressed. " That scrawny thing couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag!" she said.
"But the Pekingese is special," Henry insisted. "He's a karate expert."
"Now I've heard everything," Helen replied. "Karate my foot!"


lol

2006-08-18 23:29:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am sick of my daughter watching REPEATS of this tosh. The laugh is crazy - CRAZY!! I think its driving me insane (if thats any more possible) I look like the character in the Scream painting - NO MORE SPONGE BOB!!! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!

2006-08-18 23:28:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-18 23:25:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok... So just watched the return of the king again and still don't get it... What's with the boat and why does Frodo get on it? - Why can't he go back to the shire?

2006-08-18 23:24:05 · 27 answers · asked by crafty1980 1 in Movies

If you have, what was your experience?

2006-08-18 23:23:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who was it by?
what was the song?
and
what was it about?

2006-08-18 23:22:41 · 10 answers · asked by jo 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-18 23:22:04 · 23 answers · asked by Pale_13 2 in Polls & Surveys

are u waking up, or having went to sleep yet, like me

2006-08-18 23:21:25 · 14 answers · asked by Nikki 5 in Polls & Surveys

If you knew when COPS was going to be in your city, would you do something illegal just to appear on the TV show?

2006-08-18 23:20:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

LOL

2006-08-18 23:19:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-18 23:17:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

First think of the person who lives in diguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next,tell me whats always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard
During the search for a hard to find word.
Now string them together and amwer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?

2006-08-18 23:17:14 · 11 answers · asked by O00-ACE-00O 3 in Jokes & Riddles

At least a top ten hit.

2006-08-18 23:16:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i'm not one bit patriotic

2006-08-18 23:16:25 · 13 answers · asked by Pale_13 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-18 23:16:07 · 21 answers · asked by Great Man 1 in Music

hello friends,

plz tell me about sites providing free music download (hindi,english,punjabi).sites should be virus free. plz tell me.

2006-08-18 23:15:08 · 11 answers · asked by harry 1 in Music