It was a hot Sunday mornin'
Middle of July
The choir was a singin'
'Bout the sweet by and by
Everybody was a swayin'
And sweatin' in the heat
We all bowed our heads down
As the preacher took his seat
My sister and my brother
stood next to my mother
In the quiet at the close of the verse
That's when daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church
My sister rolled her eyes back
My brother bit his lip
My cousin just behind us
Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"
I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve
Stared down at my shoes
Lord, you could hear a pin drop
As we stood there in the pew
Heads were turnin',
eyes were burnin'
Momma stuck her nose in her purse
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church
He cut the big one
It was a stinker
Then he broke the silence
With a snicker
And us kids started laughin'
'Til I thought we was all gonna burst
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church
He said, "The devil made me do it"
Momma said it was the liverwurst
And that's why daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church
2006-08-18 23:36:12 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarious!!!
2006-08-18 23:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Noah Cameron is cute! Noah Cole is cool! Noah Alexander is sweet! Noah John is cute and jogs my memory of a grandpa! Noah Ryan is incredible! it really is a not ordinary %. Lily! Noah Cameron is unique. John is universal for a center call. Noah Alexander is a properly-cherished pairing, Noah Ryan would develop right into a touch ordinary, Noah Cole wish can come really of mouthful. I say Noah Cameron then John.
2016-11-30 19:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by mendelsohn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. 10. 10. I love it. Kudos to you! LOL.
For all the laughter, Thank You.
God Bless. Keep Smilin'!
2006-08-19 02:46:09 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
snickers, you know I ended up singing it in a jazz style but hey i'm just a freak lol ♥
2006-08-19 00:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolx! Nice joke...nice poem...!
2006-08-23 15:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats was good did you write that or what
2006-08-24 06:45:18 · answer #6 · answered by the queen of queens 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long one, but LOL. Lots of LOL!
2006-08-18 23:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by Lucianna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely hilarious!
2006-08-23 04:02:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny!
2006-08-18 23:51:31 · answer #9 · answered by Evil Wordmonger, LTD LOL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry too long to read!!!
2006-08-18 23:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋