I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel,
it knocked Mycell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, which splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
important call.
Damn women drivers
2006-08-14 00:18:55 · 39 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"big jim and the twins"
ROFL!
hahaha
hahaha
2006-08-14 00:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by rimrocka 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
uhuh, sounds like you had your hands full too. I would been flippin both of ya off as I drove by with the stereo blaring and nothing but the wheel in my hands doin 85 cause I WAS paying attention to my surroundings.
2006-08-14 00:23:33 · answer #2 · answered by me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess you were too busy to notice me waving at you from the right while breast-feeding my 10 year old kid while he was driving us to church! No wonder you didn't wave back.
lol. By the way, he was doing 105 m/h and the police seemed to be escorting us to church.
2006-08-14 00:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So much to do in the morning, so little time! Super get back to the Damn men drivers!!!!!
2006-08-19 19:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by Pam M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Big Jim and the Twins? Dude, get a life!!!
2006-08-19 16:52:53 · answer #5 · answered by Smiles 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny, but close to true. Stupid only gets worse when it gets behind the wheel.
2006-08-14 00:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by thebushman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, in the final analysis, women and men drive the same way.
2006-08-14 00:21:39 · answer #7 · answered by ~~Fast Eddie~~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn men drivers.... drinking beer, running over my kids, crashing through my storefront!
2006-08-14 00:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by bwsnyder2000 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree. Damn women drivers. And those men drivers, too. Don't get me started about them. Damn men drivers.
2006-08-14 00:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by Perplexed Music Lover 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That woman had her nose so high in the air, she'd drown in a rainstorm!
2006-08-19 19:25:26 · answer #10 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree
2006-08-14 01:56:57 · answer #11 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋