The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
2006-08-14 00:35:00 · 6 answers · asked by rimrocka 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha...That makes each of them unique. And so are you, for sharing this nice expressive joke. Whew..I can relate coz i'm very interested with sci-fi & espionage movies and novels..So, I'm liking jokes involving them, too.! LOL! LOL! LOL! Thanks!
2006-08-14 03:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three good analergies of the United States authorities
2006-08-14 01:12:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Point taken. How true! How sad!
Have a great day!
2006-08-14 02:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a nice one :) so expressing and so true
2006-08-14 00:39:38 · answer #4 · answered by Stranger in wonderland 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only in America.......yes i am sarcastic 2
2006-08-14 00:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahhaah thats funny i love it. so true, so true.
2006-08-14 03:09:55 · answer #6 · answered by cricket32391 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋