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no this isnt vulgar, would you Literally eat me :) Ha, plz dont report me

2006-08-14 21:43:03 · 24 answers · asked by Nikki 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

24 answers

no i will have fun with you first before eating you

2006-08-14 21:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0 1

The funny thing about that question is there is no way to give an honest answer. But the human brain is hard wired to turn to cannibalism if you go without food long enough. It isn't a slow process either, a couple of days without food, and if there are any dead around, you'll start eating them. Then it's a mater of who is the strongest enough to kill and eat the others. This is not a conclusion but a very well known fact that has been verified since it has happened quite often, especially on the open seas.

2006-08-14 21:51:05 · answer #2 · answered by Wonder Weirdo 3 · 1 0

If you died first, and it was truly a survival situation then probably yes. I'm a vegetarian, but I'm not stupid. Also, I'd say something nice about you before I started eating you ... a nice prayer. Please, don't hate me for wanting to live more than not wanting to be a cannibal.

PS I don't really know if I'd physically be able to eat meat after so many years of vegetarianism (nine years). So much for my horrible "Just Eat Nikki" survivalist plan.

2006-08-14 23:12:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I probably wouldn't kill you and eat you. But if I were really facing starvation, and you died first, I'd probably eat a little of you. Other animals eat each other all the time. I could do it once.

I'd still feel pretty bad about it though.

2006-08-14 21:50:02 · answer #4 · answered by The Ry-Guy 5 · 0 0

Depends on what you look like, vulgar isn't it?

2006-08-14 21:50:59 · answer #5 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 0 0

You betcha'. I will spare you preparation details, but rest assured, no part would go to waist-er, waste. Melon bowl, anyone? Can you pass the Ketchup, please? This rack of woman is a bit dry.

2006-08-14 21:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No way! I would starve before becoming a cannibal!

2006-08-14 21:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by krt_325 3 · 0 0

Of course! I love life. I would have to kill you first - no problem on that. Start running.

2006-08-14 21:52:29 · answer #8 · answered by MaqAtak 4 · 0 0

Only if you start eating me first. Ladies first - always.
We do it raw, thin slices with wasabe and pickled ginger ...

2006-08-14 21:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by Son of Gap 5 · 0 0

Yup! I'd start with a lil pinky toe!

2006-08-14 21:49:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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