1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4 How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..
11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20 Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile
2006-08-14 22:04:48 · 28 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's not so much that any of them on their own would be funny, but the relentless assault gets a smile out of me every time.
2006-08-14 22:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by tgypoi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#4,#6,#20,and #22 are my favorites. All in all you did a good job on these!
2006-08-20 00:50:01 · answer #2 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not impressive, though I liked 16.
2006-08-15 09:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel like the silliest goose
2006-08-20 00:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by calmflow_21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha-Ha!!!
2006-08-15 05:19:44 · answer #5 · answered by Brennus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i love them all i told 21 though but still classic lol â¥
2006-08-15 05:38:18 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful.....hahaha..
2006-08-20 11:40:59 · answer #7 · answered by sulaiman s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhhhh yes
the 15th and the 16th one made me laugh
2006-08-15 05:09:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!
2006-08-15 05:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed at most of them... they're really funny. If i could vote i'd vote for this.
2006-08-15 05:26:31 · answer #10 · answered by Gooberbear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋