a guy walks up to you and says, "HEY, i haven't spoken to you in like forever, sweetie!!" you look puzzled, so you reply, "yeah, it's been so long i don't even remember you?!" the guy immediately replies, "i know, i have been missing you too, it seems like it's been a life time!" as he is staring you right in the face," we should hang out this weekend, go to a movie or something, maybe dinner, me and you?? what do you say??" you cringe and retort, "look PAL, i told you, i don't even know you, get away!! FREAK!!" then you throw up all over his shoes, and he says, "hold on grandma, i'll call you right back, some fu(ker just puked on my timbs, love ya too!!" - those hands free bluetooth devices are going to be the death of me some day!!
2006-08-14
22:09:21
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