Okay one day a old lady is sitting on her porch with her old hound dog. Next thing she knows a genie pops out in front of her. The genie says: It seem that you are very lonely so what i will do is grant you three wishes. The first wish she makes is she wishes she was a beautiful rich princess. Second she looks around and takes a look a her shack of ahouse and says i wish i lived in a palace. Third She wishes she had a handsome prince to make love to her. The genie looks around and spot the hound dog and poof he is transformed into a handsome prince. Th eprince strolls up to the princess and takes her in his arms, and kisses her passionatly. Soon the princess is ready to make love, when the prince whispers in her ear ( I bet your'e sorry you nutured me now b i t c h)
2006-08-14 22:01:21 · 6 answers · asked by foeversexygirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-16 20:04:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, i have never heard that before but i love it, and i'm going to make sure that everyone else who doesnt know it soon will, my mum will find it hilarious....
Great joke, it's the best one i have heard all day, you deserve a big thumbs up for that one...
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2006-08-14 23:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHA! :DD i appreciate this comic tale. I heard it once from my pal, except on the end, she reported the guy observed the different guy come back with 10 watermelons. x] WHEE. You get a large call (:
2016-11-25 01:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha it is a classic but a hilarious classic ♥
2006-08-14 22:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it...
2006-08-14 22:21:31 · answer #5 · answered by tgypoi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-14 23:59:55 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋