Entertainment & Music - 7 August 2006

2006-08-07 20:20:55 · 18 answers · asked by Hello! :) 2 in Music

2006-08-07 20:20:42 · 1 answers · asked by ♥wildchild♥ 2 in Music

why do people love the transformers?

2006-08-07 20:19:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-08-07 20:19:39 · 15 answers · asked by Matt 1 in Polls & Surveys

Yow know the scene where Clarice is in the funeral parlor, and she and the examiners are examining the woman's corpse, what's that white stuff they put under their noses? I always though it was something to numb the nasal pasages or to make them less nauseous

2006-08-07 20:19:27 · 6 answers · asked by LadySov 3 in Movies

Specifically Blackbeard by Margaret Hoffman

2006-08-07 20:19:05 · 2 answers · asked by Ned B 1 in Other - Entertainment

come here and ask and aswer question what does it do for them

2006-08-07 20:18:56 · 4 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it.

When the couple finished, the doctor reexamined them and, upon completion, advised the couple, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He then charged them $32.

This happened several weeks in a row.

The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no apparent problems other than the lack of vigor, which is to be expected in 67 year-olds, get dressed, pay the doctor, and then leave.

Finally after almost two months of this routine, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60. The Hilton charges $78. We do it here for $32 and I get $28 back from Medicaid".

2006-08-07 20:18:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Two men are sitting in the doctor's office. The one looks at the other one and says, "What are you here for?"

The man replied "I have a red ring around my p-e-c-k-e-r, What are you here for?"

The other man said, "I have a green ring around my p-e-c-k-e-r."

The doctor called the man with the red ring first in his office and examined him.

As he was walking out he told the other guy it was no problem.

The doctor called the man in with the green ring around his p-e-c-k-e-r and examined him.

The doctor says, "Your p-e-c-k-e-r is gonna fall off and you are gonna die".

The mans says, "What?? You told the man with the red ring he was ok, but I'm gonna die??"

The doctor said, "Yes but there's a lot of difference lipstick and gangrene!"

2006-08-07 20:17:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a few years ago, there was a show on TV which was based upon the life of the actors and crew on a movie set (backstage drama and love affairs). towards the end of the first season, there was a marrage, but the season finished before we got to see the wedding. sound famillure? if so, can u please tell me the name of the series, its driving me nuts!!

2006-08-07 20:16:01 · 2 answers · asked by unclear_secret 1 in Television

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison you get 3 meals a day. At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison a guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes all doors for you. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.

In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share.

In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends. At work you can't even speak to family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can join many programs that you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic. At work we call them managers!

2006-08-07 20:15:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Tom and Mike, two gay men, are on their honeymoon.

After a passionate night together, Tom suddenly realises that they have run out of lube, so he says to Mike "I'm just off to the shop to get some

more lube - we've run out!" He also says "and there's to be no wanking while I'm gone, okay?"

"Yeah, sure." replies Mike.

Twenty minutes later, Tom returns and on opening the door sees a whole load of *** on the bed. He says to Mike "I thought I told you there was to be no wanking?"

Mike replies "No I didn't, I just farted!"

2006-08-07 20:15:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Be Creative.

2006-08-07 20:14:14 · 24 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

Billie Joe Armstrong! He rawkz dudes.. but his married. oh well. lol.

2006-08-07 20:13:44 · 5 answers · asked by muhuehue 4 in Celebrities

It is called "The World" by "The Starting Line"
If any of you do can you email it to me at geister.fahrer@yahoo.com

2006-08-07 20:13:21 · 1 answers · asked by funkyfresh 2 in Music

Ok all the super heros and villians are haveing a weight lifting contest all the favs are there superman, hulk, thor, and all the other strong guys. Also all the villans like doomsday, galactus and others. the rules are only physical strength no other power, phycic or the power cosmic or other are not aloud. Who has the most physical strength. I would say a very pissed hulk, doomsday or the champion of the universe who do you think woudl win?

2006-08-07 20:12:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

What do you think of the possibility of the Stargate tv shows just being the us governments way of easing us into the truth that the stargates do truly exist?? Plausible Denyability anyone?

2006-08-07 20:12:21 · 3 answers · asked by Mark F 2 in Television

2006-08-07 20:12:19 · 1 answers · asked by barbaradjt 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 20:12:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-07 20:11:30 · 2 answers · asked by edward g 2 in Music

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

2006-08-07 20:11:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 20:07:40 · 9 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 20:07:03 · 41 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5 in Polls & Surveys

---Chorus contains the lyrics:

I want ya, (want ya)
I need ya, (need ya)
I Got-ta, got-ta have you child...

---Sounds like a Blood Sweat & Tears style tune. If it's not BS&T (and so far, I don't think it is) It sounds an *awful* lot like David Clayton Thomas on vocals.

---Was featured in a series of ads for Pontiac cars, during their "Pontiac: Drive" campaign a couple years back.

2006-08-07 20:06:53 · 7 answers · asked by James Fernandez 1 in Music

Who will win in a fight?

2006-08-07 20:05:21 · 7 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Television

they're going to be in concert for $5 on wednesday where i live. i like the singer/guitarist of queens of the stone age (who plays drums for the eagles of death metal) and i was just wondering what the eagles of death metal sound like, and are they worth seeing live?

2006-08-07 20:05:04 · 5 answers · asked by lodar011 3 in Music

2006-08-07 20:04:12 · 8 answers · asked by Stepher 2 in Movies

And where I can find this song?

2006-08-07 20:01:52 · 11 answers · asked by babu 1 in Music

Mine was the zooddles commercial; Have you ever been hunting with the bowl and spoon, get hunting with lipton zooddles... elephants, zebras, lions, giraffes... zoodles are animal noodles... tell all your friends, tell all the bunch: "I just had an hippopotamus
for lunch". Have you ever been hunting with the bowl and spoon get hunting with lipton zooddles!

2006-08-07 20:01:05 · 4 answers · asked by ant's girlfriend 2 in Television

2006-08-07 20:00:16 · 1 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Polls & Surveys