Tom and Mike, two gay men, are on their honeymoon.
After a passionate night together, Tom suddenly realises that they have run out of lube, so he says to Mike "I'm just off to the shop to get some
more lube - we've run out!" He also says "and there's to be no wanking while I'm gone, okay?"
"Yeah, sure." replies Mike.
Twenty minutes later, Tom returns and on opening the door sees a whole load of *** on the bed. He says to Mike "I thought I told you there was to be no wanking?"
Mike replies "No I didn't, I just farted!"
2006-08-07 20:15:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! tsk tsk..lol cheers^^
2006-08-07 20:19:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We didn't really need to know what goes on in your house! Too much info!!
2006-08-07 20:19:43 · answer #2 · answered by Maimee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWwwww
2006-08-07 20:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by Sister Sandy (RN) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. very funny you English... maybe he should've bought condoms too.
2006-08-07 20:20:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't like it when you lampoon gay sex.
It makes him mad.
2006-08-07 20:18:57 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty Wrotem 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmfao
2006-08-07 20:18:15 · answer #6 · answered by catsup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eew!
2006-08-07 20:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by aeia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...
2006-08-07 23:29:13 · answer #8 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-08-07 20:52:27 · answer #9 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋