Two men are sitting in the doctor's office. The one looks at the other one and says, "What are you here for?"
The man replied "I have a red ring around my p-e-c-k-e-r, What are you here for?"
The other man said, "I have a green ring around my p-e-c-k-e-r."
The doctor called the man with the red ring first in his office and examined him.
As he was walking out he told the other guy it was no problem.
The doctor called the man in with the green ring around his p-e-c-k-e-r and examined him.
The doctor says, "Your p-e-c-k-e-r is gonna fall off and you are gonna die".
The mans says, "What?? You told the man with the red ring he was ok, but I'm gonna die??"
The doctor said, "Yes but there's a lot of difference lipstick and gangrene!"
2006-08-07 20:17:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooooh, hehehe!
2006-08-10 04:20:21 · answer #1 · answered by *art blest* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-08 03:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by Matt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just have one question: who was wearing the lipstick? LOL! Great Joke!
2006-08-08 03:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No answer it is a funny joke for 2 points thanx you made me smile :)
2006-08-08 03:20:00 · answer #4 · answered by Sister Sandy (RN) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red.
2006-08-08 03:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I`d rather choose RED.
2006-08-08 03:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by Kent Ishii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny I like it.
2006-08-08 03:21:11 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Butler ♥2 B♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha!
2006-08-08 03:22:53 · answer #8 · answered by Mani G.India 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but sick
2006-08-08 18:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by Red Yeti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yucky.but funny
2006-08-08 03:22:14 · answer #10 · answered by Riss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋