In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
In prison you get 3 meals a day. At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison a guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes all doors for you. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.
In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share.
In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends. At work you can't even speak to family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
In prison you can join many programs that you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic. At work we call them managers!
2006-08-07 20:15:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
after work you CHOOSE who to have sex with
2006-08-07 20:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by salinger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After work I get to drink beer. Don't think I'd trade it, even if you do get to meet lots of great people in prison.
2006-08-08 04:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will apologize
yes , only just for you ,,
for whom i loved and still do ...
in spite of my leaving ..
i know that you never forgot ...
because your heart never knows the forgetful..
yes,...
maybe you forgot me,..
but you never forget my wounds to you...
i know that you still suffer with it,...
because you still live with my wounds,..
with that dagger which i gave ..
my dagger still there between your ribs...
why not come back to me , my sweetheart..
please try to do ,..
to let me take off that dagger from your ribs..
to put it in its place...
please give me another chance...
why you still insist on that ..
why the leave , while we both know ...
how much we love each other...
why this leaving ...
my wound still bleeding..
from that dagger which i gave you before...
my sweetheart,i will apologize to you ..
yes i do my sweet angel ..
and i am repentant for that ...
yes , so sorry i am to hurt you ...
i will apologize, despite of every thing i did..
i will apologize, with my pride...
i will apologize, with my honor
i will apologize, just only for you ..
and promise never to do this again..
i am apologizing now ,,
and you going to forgive me ..
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By hazem02
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hazem
2006-08-08 03:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
makes you want to rob a bank
2006-08-08 03:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
.......after work, you get to go home.
2006-08-08 03:26:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋