Entertainment & Music - 7 August 2006

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

2006-08-07 21:18:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 21:17:54 · 7 answers · asked by thought 4 in Television

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

2006-08-07 21:17:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

19-23? 21-24? 23-26? 25-28?......

2006-08-07 21:17:17 · 27 answers · asked by a V a 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 21:15:35 · 15 answers · asked by bella 2 in Music

mine's the red one cuz its so cute!


gr8. now that i asked that power puff girls q, im gonna start asking q's about little kid shows...
oh well!

2006-08-07 21:15:26 · 26 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 in Polls & Surveys

what are some songs that sound like that song?

2006-08-07 21:14:47 · 4 answers · asked by name_taken 1 in Music

They still play one of his songs at american football games. I believe some of his songs are played by the occasional radio station. Personally I think that Glitter should have his knob cut off. I quite liked his music though especially I love you love me.

2006-08-07 21:13:54 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What's your favorite Def Leppard song?

2006-08-07 21:13:43 · 11 answers · asked by Karli 3 in Music

Conan.

2006-08-07 21:13:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

me and my boy friend argue about this all the time i say he is, he says he isn't i want your opinionjust to settle are argument!

2006-08-07 21:10:28 · 30 answers · asked by Gorilla 1 in Music

If you are a true LEO what are the craziest things you would do to show LEO pride????????????????????????????????

2006-08-07 21:10:25 · 13 answers · asked by Sassy But Classy! 1 in Horoscopes

do you find it easy to relax and forget the problems and your irritations of life~~i like the O lounge my honey and I cruise and drink and have fun in general~ a whole bunch of us get together and have fun (as much fun as you can get on the physical plane) oh yeah pipeline is good too but zanzibar is fussy ~~~

2006-08-07 21:10:00 · 10 answers · asked by darkangel1111 5 in Polls & Surveys

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?

6 answers

2006-08-07 21:08:44 · 8 answers · asked by xxtakingbacksundayxx3 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i like blossom.
and my favorite bad guy are the Ameba Boys! cuz they're funny cuz they're stupid! lol


i asked this cuz my little sister was watching them a in the afternoon...

2006-08-07 21:08:05 · 23 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 21:06:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-07 21:06:53 · 4 answers · asked by Cool Lad 2 in Celebrities

hi, i love all you poll's and survey participants..its the best category ;)

2006-08-07 21:06:43 · 10 answers · asked by Lolita 2 in Polls & Surveys

Be honest k (;

2006-08-07 21:06:41 · 20 answers · asked by a V a 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 21:06:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

The ray of the Sun
or the shade of a shadow

2006-08-07 21:05:45 · 40 answers · asked by a cottage by the sea 3 in Music

2006-08-07 21:03:44 · 15 answers · asked by nadia_rahman_qatar 1 in Music

why did he gots to die????Why?????

2006-08-07 21:03:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i am bored so asking questions. i am having a competition so if it is ok with u can u answer this question

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhD356pI.2QBF3ImfuVqeeDsy6IX?qid=20060807222750AAidN0p
thanks

2006-08-07 21:03:24 · 3 answers · asked by mimi 3 in Polls & Surveys

on my 360 page.

2006-08-07 21:02:07 · 15 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

How do I delete just a single song from my Ipod without deleting it from Itunes?

2006-08-07 21:01:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-07 20:59:03 · 6 answers · asked by Sassy But Classy! 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-07 20:57:32 · 18 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 in Polls & Surveys

plz can i hav the real one no tricks

2006-08-07 20:57:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I say YES!!!! It was the WORST of the four films so far!!!!

2006-08-07 20:56:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies