Entertainment & Music - 7 August 2006

there are 3 vampires at the top of the building. they're all arguing who's the best of them all.
vampire 1: I'm the best vampires here. Do u see that man over there? I can finish him in no time. Then he flew to that man and return in 5 seconds. With blood all over his cape and said: "I finish him already!"
vampire 2: No, way. I'm much better than you. See those guys over there? I can finish them in no time. Then he flew to that group of people and return in 10 seconds. with blood all over his mouth and cape. the 1st vampire was amazed.
vampire 3: it's nothing!! I can do much more than that, then he just flew. and return in 15 seconds with blood all over his face, cape and body. He said: did you see that pole over there? Coz I didn't see it and hit it.

2006-08-07 22:26:53 · 8 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 22:26:44 · 17 answers · asked by MAK 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 22:26:31 · 16 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 22:24:49 · 4 answers · asked by cateatpis 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-07 22:24:03 · 1 answers · asked by miko 1 in Music

2006-08-07 22:23:26 · 13 answers · asked by ? 7 in Movies

I saw a video of Limpbizkit singing in WWE:Wrestle mania .But i dont know the title of that song.The song is rocking too.

2006-08-07 22:23:24 · 3 answers · asked by MaxMetallica 3 in Music

well,in the carpatharan mountains,many evidences and proofs have been found that dragons existed,i saw a whole video on it in the t.v.,they got a well-preserved body of a dragon in those carpatharan mountains.they proofed that it could fly and could breath fire,its DNA was totally new to us.all these factors tell that dragons existed.
it wasn't a dinosaur-so please don't link it with a dino.

whats ur opinion on this?

2006-08-07 22:23:00 · 7 answers · asked by ♀guardian of angels♀ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 22:22:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-07 22:20:33 · 5 answers · asked by justwondering 1 in Television

2006-08-07 22:20:30 · 6 answers · asked by ? 4 in Music

What was the best part of the 80's to you?

2006-08-07 22:18:32 · 6 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

yes, just like from Priscilla Queen of the Desert

2006-08-07 22:18:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 22:18:14 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Get out a calculator for this one.
1. How many times a week do you want to eat chocolate? (Answer MUST be MORE than 1, and LESS than 10).

2. Multiply that number times 2.

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply that new number by 50.

5. If you've HAD your birthday this year, add 1756. If you HAVE NOT had your birthday this year, add 1755.

6. Subtract from this number the year of your birth.

You now have a three digit number. The first number is the number of times per week you want chocolate; and the second two numbers is your current age.

Pretty cool, huh?

2006-08-07 22:18:10 · 12 answers · asked by brg 1 in Jokes & Riddles

In one of their movies there's a battle of bands and Cheech comes on stage wearing a tutu and big glasses...do you know the name of the song he sings?

2006-08-07 22:15:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-07 22:14:01 · 22 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

who do you think is The Most Gangsta-est Rapper?

2006-08-07 22:13:27 · 2 answers · asked by oops.powsuprise 1 in Music

a group of 12 large willies?

a well hung jury.

:o)

2006-08-07 22:13:09 · 12 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 22:12:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

coolest move ever made

2006-08-07 22:12:29 · 6 answers · asked by ReViLcHiC 1 in Movies

a guy is about to use a urinal when he notices that the elderly man to his left is peeing two streams.
"what the hell's that?" he asks.
"war wound," the man replies. i was shot in the penis in north africa. they saved my penis but had to leave two holes."
then the guy looks to his right and sees an elderly man peeing three streams.
"war wound?" the man explains. "germany, bullet in the penis - left three holes."
the two veterans then look at the middle guy and see 12 streams.
"war wound?" they ask.
"no my zips just got stuck."

2006-08-07 22:12:08 · 14 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 22:11:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-07 22:10:17 · 3 answers · asked by terrier_72 1 in Movies

Double beds, The Lemonheads, scrambled eggs, and life
And let's make it open season on all the racists and the bigots and their chums, and not just as a reason for a christmas number one....

2006-08-07 22:07:27 · 4 answers · asked by Scousebuster Bill 2 in Music

What are some good places to park in Seattle, around Safeco field? Looking for some easy to get to, affordable places to park for the day.

2006-08-07 22:06:01 · 4 answers · asked by SeattleGirl 2 in Other - Entertainment

king arthur mounts his white steed and entrusts his wife queen guinevere's wellbeing to the men of the round table, saying she's been issued a new-style chastity belt with a guillotine attachment.
five years later on his return, he demands his gallant men line up and drop their pants.
"tut, tut, tut." he mutters, inspecting the line of downcast men and their absent genitalia.
then he finds a man whose tackle is still intact. elated he says: "my one good friend, sir lancelot! but tell me - how did youresist my wife's charms?"
out of sir lancelot's mouth comes a gutteral animal sound.
then his neighbour says: "sorry your majesty, but m'lord seems to have lost his toungue."

2006-08-07 22:03:12 · 8 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Can you remember??

2006-08-07 22:02:57 · 37 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 22:01:49 · 2 answers · asked by terrier_72 1 in Television

I like Delta. How about you?

2006-08-07 22:01:03 · 27 answers · asked by kman252 4 in Polls & Surveys