there are 3 vampires at the top of the building. they're all arguing who's the best of them all.
vampire 1: I'm the best vampires here. Do u see that man over there? I can finish him in no time. Then he flew to that man and return in 5 seconds. With blood all over his cape and said: "I finish him already!"
vampire 2: No, way. I'm much better than you. See those guys over there? I can finish them in no time. Then he flew to that group of people and return in 10 seconds. with blood all over his mouth and cape. the 1st vampire was amazed.
vampire 3: it's nothing!! I can do much more than that, then he just flew. and return in 15 seconds with blood all over his face, cape and body. He said: did you see that pole over there? Coz I didn't see it and hit it.
2006-08-07 22:26:53 · 8 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Punch line not expected, nice one.
2006-08-07 22:46:37 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Love no. 3.
2006-08-08 05:30:22 · answer #2 · answered by tbear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A li'l anemic these past few nights, can't laugh
2006-08-08 05:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard before, different version though! Good joke anyway!
2006-08-08 06:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you a vampire?mmmmmm
2006-08-08 08:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorta 'sucky' but i smiled.
2006-08-08 05:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by wally l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the question is....
2006-08-08 06:08:26 · answer #7 · answered by Megan P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good. Thanks for making me smile!!
2006-08-08 06:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by black diamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋