a guy is about to use a urinal when he notices that the elderly man to his left is peeing two streams.
"what the hell's that?" he asks.
"war wound," the man replies. i was shot in the penis in north africa. they saved my penis but had to leave two holes."
then the guy looks to his right and sees an elderly man peeing three streams.
"war wound?" the man explains. "germany, bullet in the penis - left three holes."
the two veterans then look at the middle guy and see 12 streams.
"war wound?" they ask.
"no my zips just got stuck."
2006-08-07 22:12:08 · 14 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha HA. Funny.
2006-08-07 23:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Ova funny - you can just imagining that happinig to Joey from Friends. gud 1
2006-08-07 22:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by xx-truly-yours-xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haahahahhahahahaha hilarious!
2006-08-07 23:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep them coming!!
I once knew a guy that got his dick stuck in his zip!! OUCH!
2006-08-07 22:23:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, plus why was the guy looking at everybody's in the first place? :(
2006-08-08 02:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really wet joke :)
2006-08-07 22:15:42 · answer #6 · answered by Gersin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your on form this morning.
2006-08-07 22:15:54 · answer #7 · answered by angelcake 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only two streams.
Aging.
2006-08-07 22:15:26 · answer #8 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-08-07 22:18:15 · answer #9 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-08-07 23:16:09 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋