Entertainment & Music - 7 August 2006

I gotta go with D*side...they sucked!

2006-08-07 20:40:03 · 41 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

PIZZA!!! and if Mars was made of pizza, would you want to live there so you could eat it??

2006-08-07 20:39:56 · 15 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 20:39:41 · 32 answers · asked by DNE 3 in Polls & Surveys

Yes we used to be together a long time a . Before he turned g*y and got his bauty school licence.

Truth is we kept fight over pety things , like him using all my eyeliner and not replacing it .

2006-08-07 20:39:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Emo people are annoying enough without their own music genre...

2006-08-07 20:39:21 · 8 answers · asked by Karli 3 in Music

TYPES OF FARTERS
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VAIN: A person who loves the smell of his own farts

AMIABLE: A person who loves the smell of other people's farts

PROUD: A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

SHY: A person who releases silent farts and then blushes

IMPUDENT: A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

UNFORTUNATE: A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead

SCIENTIFIC: A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about
pollution

NERVOUS: A person who stops in the middle of his fart

HONEST: A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons

DISHONEST: A person who farts and then blames the dog

FOOLISH: A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours

THRIFTY: A person who has several good farts in reserve

ANTI-SOCIAL: A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy

STRATEGIC: A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing

SADISTIC: A person who farts in bed and then fluffs

2006-08-07 20:38:01 · 9 answers · asked by GS 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 20:37:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 20:36:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

report me and ill sue you!!!

2006-08-07 20:35:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

2006-08-07 20:33:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 20:32:12 · 2 answers · asked by Spike Lee Jr. 1 in Celebrities

and how would it go?

2006-08-07 20:30:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Thor and Zeus are on Mt. Olympas looking down and Thor sees a good looking woman. Thor tells Zeus he wants to make love to her. Zeus tells him it's not a good idea because he's immortal and she's mortal. He tells Zeus he won't tell her who he is. Thor talks him into it finally so he goes down, bursts through the door, makes passionate love to her all day and all night and gets up without a word and goes back upt to Mt. Olympas. They look down and Zeus says look at her, she seems so unhappy. Thor sees her rolling around crying. She tries to go to the bathroom and falls in the floor crying. She can't stop so Thor tells Zeus he must go tell her who he is and where he came from. Zeus finally agrees. Thor goes down and bursts through the door again and says, "I'M THOR" The woman says, "YOU THINK YOUR THOR, I CAN'T HARDLY PITH"...I hope y'all get that one.

2006-08-07 20:29:44 · 13 answers · asked by buzzbait0u812 4 in Polls & Surveys

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

2006-08-07 20:29:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A crossdresser becomes the Queen of England and then retires and moves to New York City.
It's called "The Queen queen of Queens".

2006-08-07 20:27:20 · 4 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Television

1.)Tarja
2.)Bob
3.)Hilda
4.)Sigurd
5.)Jane
6.)Harold
7.)Helen
8.)Seth

2006-08-07 20:27:10 · 34 answers · asked by DNE 3 in Polls & Surveys

There was this noise coming from my car this morning. It sounded as if I was kicking a cat all the time, but I wasn't.
By the time I arrived at work, the noise stopped, but now I can see this strange fluid lying under my car.

2006-08-07 20:26:03 · 19 answers · asked by The Phantom 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 20:25:16 · 9 answers · asked by dangerouspiratehooker 1 in Music

I really love a lot of old fashioned names and am collecting possibilities for my future children. Greats would be welcome as well.

2006-08-07 20:24:44 · 29 answers · asked by Faye 3 in Polls & Surveys

You all know the scene. It's a short little conversation they have. I've been dying to know for what, 5 years?

2006-08-07 20:24:32 · 6 answers · asked by jutx2 2 in Movies

2006-08-07 20:24:26 · 16 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 20:24:11 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 20:24:10 · 2 answers · asked by kim 2 in Other - Entertainment

One man goes to a bar and after looking around saw a lady sitting alone in the corner.

He approches her and asked her if he could buy a drink for her.

Lady replies "Alcohal is not good for my legs".

The man asks "Why? Do the swallow."

Lady "No they open."

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A husband, naked, while looking in the mirror, saw his dcik and said to his wife "2 inch more and I will be a KING"

To which the wife replies "2 inch less and you will be QUEEN"

2006-08-07 20:22:14 · 12 answers · asked by GS 3 in Jokes & Riddles

They have to be featuring Royalty, no stupid answers please.

=]

2006-08-07 20:22:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm one

2006-08-07 20:21:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 20:21:42 · 6 answers · asked by barbaradjt 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 20:21:41 · 5 answers · asked by Stepher 2 in Television

2006-08-07 20:21:33 · 10 answers · asked by vikaskumarsingh_2001 1 in Music

At the pharmacy, a man asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The lady at the counter said that she herself was the pharmacist, and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no male employees. She then asked how she could help.

The man said that it was something he would be more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

She reminded him that she was completely professional, and he could speak with her in the utmost confidence.

"This is tough for me to discuss," he said, "but I have a permanent erection. So I was wondering what you could give me for it."

"Just a minute", said the pharmacist, "I'll go consult with my sister."

She returned a few minutes later and said: "We discussed this at length. The absolute best we can do is: one-third ownership of the shop, a company car, and $3,000 a month living expenses."

2006-08-07 20:21:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles