There was this noise coming from my car this morning. It sounded as if I was kicking a cat all the time, but I wasn't.
By the time I arrived at work, the noise stopped, but now I can see this strange fluid lying under my car.
2006-08-07 20:26:03 · 19 answers · asked by The Phantom 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just another reason to make sure they're dead before you close the trunk door, Noe.
2006-08-08 00:32:01 · answer #1 · answered by bubbacornflakes 5 · 12⤊ 4⤋
Stop eating curry just before you get in. The noise is most probably a high pitched squeaky fart and the fluid would be liquid drive. (follow through)
2006-08-07 20:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by ADRIAN H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there's any fur left can I have it? I'm making a pet-fur coat. So far I've got dog, chinchilla, gerbil, hamster, mouse and even a few feathers. What I really want is a bit of tiger, I'm willing to pay, any takers?
2006-08-07 21:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by Scousebuster Bill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait for 30 minutes, then move the car to a new, clean parking stall.
That way nobody will come and tell you that your car has a leak, and want to help you fix it.
2006-08-07 21:45:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the water bottle you were pressing all the time while pressing the brakes, and ultimatly the bottle cracked and the water spiled all over your car
2006-08-07 20:33:49 · answer #5 · answered by workwithdevil 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That doesn't sound to good. What colour is this strange fluid?
2006-08-07 20:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could be your engine oil.
It could be your radiator water.
It could be your power steering pump.
It could be you brakes failing - REALLY! - you could DIE if you drive it!
If it is any of the rest of these things, your car could easily die if you drive it.
Take no chances!
When your car bleeds, have it taken to the car doctor.
Poor kitty!
2006-08-07 20:39:37 · answer #7 · answered by MaqAtak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the fluid was oiley and has a red tinge to it......Its power steering for sure!
2006-08-07 21:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by Bilko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about. I think it's your Cat-alytic Converter. It should be a nice pulp by now.
2006-08-07 20:32:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what noise does a cat being kicked make?
thud, meow, thud meow?
what kind of car is it? a jaguar?
hohoh hehehe
man i am funny
2006-08-07 20:34:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you start to have trouble steering it is your power steering pump. if the fluid is green then you have a broken radiator hose.
2006-08-07 20:31:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋