Entertainment & Music - 7 August 2006

Someone's just insulted you, you come back with a witty and demeaning comeback. What was it?

2006-08-07 19:45:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The presenters are woeful to the point of embarresment. What a load of crap.

2006-08-07 19:45:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Please tell me that, they are actual Aldo Nova fans out their.Especially if you know all the words to the album FANTASY?

2006-08-07 19:45:47 · 2 answers · asked by Marna S 4 in Music

This is the private diary of a Viagra housewife...

Day 1
Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.

Day 2
Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed.

Day 3
This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of Nelson's Column and burst into tears.

Day 4
A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix his 'problem'. It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra, things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift something other than his mood.

Day 5
What absolute bliss!!

Day 6
Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that.

Day 7
This Viagra thing has gone to his head. No pun intended! Yesterday, at Burger King, the manager asked me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they were talking about him. But, have to admit it's very nice - I don't think I've ever been so happy.

Day 8
I think he took too many over the weekend. Yesterday, instead of mowing the lawn, he was using his new friend as a weed wacker. I'm also getting a bit sore down there.

Day 9
No time to write. He might catch me.

Day 10
Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl can only take so much. And to make matters worse, he's washing the Viagra down with neat whisky! What am I going to do? I feel tacky all over....

Day 11
I'm basically being screwed to death. It's like living with a Black and Decker drill. I woke up this morning hot-glued to the bed. Even my armpits hurt. He's a complete pig.

Day 12
I wish he was gay. I've stopped wearing make-up, cleaning my teeth or even washing but he still keeps coming after me! Even yawning has
become dangerous...

Day 13
Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak attack! It's like going to bed with a scud missile. I can hardly walk and if he tries that "Oops, sorry" thing again, I'll kill the bastard.

Day 14
I've done everything to turn him off. Nothing is working. I even started dressing like a nun but this just seems to make him more horny. Help me!

Day 15
I think I'll have to kill him. I'm starting to stick to everything I sit on. The cat and dog won't go near him and our friends don't come over any more. Last night I told him to go and screw himself and he did.

Day 16
The bastard has started to complain about headaches. I hope the bloody thing explodes. I did suggest he might try stopping the Viagra and going back on Prozac.

Day 17
Switched the pills but it doesn't seem to have made any difference...Christ! Here he comes again!

Day 18
He's back on Prozac. The lazy sod just sits there in front of the TV all day with that remote control in his hand and expects me to do everything for him. What absolute bliss!

2006-08-07 19:45:11 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 19:44:46 · 13 answers · asked by Happy 3 in Other - Entertainment

christians and atheist and lock them a little web site to verbal abuse one anther????

2006-08-07 19:44:44 · 8 answers · asked by Kevin E 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 19:44:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-07 19:43:35 · 14 answers · asked by sukyoonbae2004 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-07 19:43:21 · 10 answers · asked by Matt 1 in Polls & Surveys

If you could only own and watch 5 dvds, what would they be? Mine would be,
#1,2,and 3 would have to be the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
#4 Ever After
#5 Pirates of the Caribean

2006-08-07 19:41:55 · 9 answers · asked by Teslajuliet 4 in Movies

I think the hottest man alive is Kobe Bryant, and the hottest woman is Angelina Jolie.

2006-08-07 19:41:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

...dumbest, most annoying, you name it. Who's your nominee?

2006-08-07 19:41:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok here one for u: u have a sheep ,a wolf,and a head of lettuce... and u have to get them to the other side of the island without them being eaten...how do u do u get them across w/o them being eaten?????

2006-08-07 19:40:58 · 10 answers · asked by christian 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 19:39:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is.
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The successful man spits something into his hand.
"You've got to keep your worms warm."

2006-08-07 19:38:49 · 4 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm trying to find the name of the song in gothica with halle berry sang by fred durst

2006-08-07 19:38:03 · 5 answers · asked by redneck cowgirl 1 in Music

-I saw it in europe around 2002-2003
-I think they were fighting, i'm not sure
-I'm not perverted I just really like that song.
If anyone knows the artist or song or any other information please let me know!
Thanx!

2006-08-07 19:37:31 · 4 answers · asked by Peter 1 in Music

i need help using tarot card i just got a deck at a local barns and nobles bookstore it came with a book but i still dont understand how to read them i need like very detailed steps and a good and easy spread. can someone please help?

2006-08-07 19:36:59 · 10 answers · asked by jonathan69 1 in Horoscopes

It took Saddam 20 years to get that unpopular.

2006-08-07 19:36:32 · 12 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I think the 2 sexiest men are Toby Keith and Leland from Dog the Bounty Hunter, and the sexiest women are Reese Witherspoon and Cameron Diaz. What is your opinion?

2006-08-07 19:35:46 · 17 answers · asked by Froggie 3 in Other - Entertainment

I am!!!

2006-08-07 19:35:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-07 19:34:56 · 7 answers · asked by Cara B 3 in Music

Yesterday, we saw this following riddle:

Why did the cat throw "M" into the freezer?
A: It was trying to turn ice into mice!

Hehe. And now for today's riddle:

Why is it so hard to replace a human cannonball?

Good luck! :)

2006-08-07 19:32:23 · 9 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 19:32:22 · 6 answers · asked by Nails 4 breakfast,tacks 4 snacks 4 in Music

People ask vague and pointless questions? or is it just easy points?

2006-08-07 19:31:43 · 37 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

Like movies come out Friday, but that is more understandable because everyone gets off work and school so they go to relax. but why Tuesday for music?

2006-08-07 19:31:37 · 3 answers · asked by dsfsdg d 1 in Music

2006-08-07 19:30:59 · 29 answers · asked by Pae 2 in Polls & Surveys

Glenn Close Vs Glenn Beck be as funny as you can describing this battle and you might just get 10 points

2006-08-07 19:30:05 · 6 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Celebrities

I would like to know if you have any ideas of the longest names of movies. Thanks.

2006-08-07 19:29:25 · 14 answers · asked by AussieGirl 1 in Movies

2006-08-07 19:27:53 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys