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Someone's just insulted you, you come back with a witty and demeaning comeback. What was it?

2006-08-07 19:45:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

I usually say "WAIT".....and grunt

then I ask "did it work?"

they says "what?"

I say "I was trying to act like I give a sh!t!"

2006-08-07 20:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by Mav 6 · 1 1

I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person....it's so not challenging..

or my favorite from the Yahoo IM:

It must be really lonely being you...

2006-08-07 19:57:38 · answer #2 · answered by ladystyx1969 3 · 0 0

I'm going to give this comeback line to my mother...

I was talking with her, and jokingly said to her in response to one of her joking insults, "So's your FACE!"

Her reply, "So's your MOM'S FACE!"

That was sweet.

2006-08-07 19:49:38 · answer #3 · answered by Meredia 4 · 0 0

it depends on what was said really. i cant think off the top of my head becasue its all just a situational response, not really something i think about for days then wait for the right moment

2006-08-07 19:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by Mike is me 5 · 0 0

When a guy flashed at me once and said, "Well, what do you think?"...I said, "Well, I will be seeing you in small change court."

2006-08-07 19:49:41 · answer #5 · answered by caz_v8 4 · 0 0

i happen to like

"your a half @$$, it takes 2 of you to make an @$$hole

2006-08-07 19:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Lisa♥ 5 · 0 0

"Eres clavo y te cres tornillo."

2006-08-07 19:50:18 · answer #7 · answered by carademenzo 2 · 0 0

Are you talking to me?....I know you are not talking to me.

2006-08-07 20:01:21 · answer #8 · answered by Lore 6 · 0 0

i may be fat but you are ugly and i can diet.

2006-08-07 19:51:11 · answer #9 · answered by Charles L 1 · 1 0

"did you finish high school?"

2006-08-07 19:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by TiredofIdiots 4 · 0 0

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