Yesterday, we saw this following riddle:
Why did the cat throw "M" into the freezer?
A: It was trying to turn ice into mice!
Hehe. And now for today's riddle:
Why is it so hard to replace a human cannonball?
Good luck! :)
2006-08-07 19:32:23 · 9 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because its hard to find someone of the same caliber! heheh
2006-08-09 19:47:20 · update #1
Good Riddles Mister! It blows peoples head into smitherins! yuhooo! so whats in a human cannonball? Becoz humans are the cannonballs? No! Becoz humans have balls? No! Becoz no ball can fit in a human cannonball? No! Becoz human cannonballs are immovable thats why its hard to replace it? No! Becoz humans once released by the cannoball is hard to replace back again? No! Becoz of the cannonball? No! Becoz its only for humans? No! Becoz humans are irreplaceable? No! becoz the human cannot be a ball? No! Oh No! Oh No! No!No! My head ahhhhhhhh!! its gonna burst Ahh!!! it hurts ! ahhhhhh! noooooo! (BoooooooM!!!!)..dead on arrival!
2006-08-07 22:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Replacing them isn't very hard... It's catching them that's a problem.
Walrus! I thought you were a penguin!
2006-08-07 19:37:35 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they just keep getting fodder and fodder away.
2006-08-07 22:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, you always hafta say dat 'yesterday we saw this....' thingy? anyway, maybe cuz the guy always gets stuck to the cannon.
2006-08-07 20:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the old ones keep coming back.
2006-08-07 21:17:40 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once the shoot it they have to find a new one cause that one is dead!
2006-08-07 20:10:05 · answer #6 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh,sure.Wait 'til I'm drunk.:)
Does it have anything to do with "fodder"?
2006-08-07 19:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they never come back
2006-08-07 19:33:06 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a WALRUS??!!?!?!?
2006-08-07 23:23:48 · answer #9 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋