Entertainment & Music - 7 August 2006

So there's a bus full of ugly people. The bus full with ugly people crashes and everyone dies and goes to heaven. When they get to heaven they have to pass through a gate and meet god. When they meet god they can make one wish.So all the ugly people get in one line and start to wish. The first one wishes he was hansome. And god granted his wish The second one wishes she was pretty and when she finished she heard someone laughing at the back of the line. Well this went on, and down the line everyone who went wished to not be ugly anymore. And the guy at the back laughed even harder! Then it's finally his turn and he steps to god. god asks well whats your wish? And the man says I wish for everyone to be ugly again!

2006-08-07 19:26:50 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 19:26:50 · 15 answers · asked by piglet564 3 in Movies

2006-08-07 19:26:34 · 15 answers · asked by Pimp 123 1 in Other - Entertainment

im still thinkin tho..

2006-08-07 19:25:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I went from an A cup to a big C 10 months ago. My boyfriend is not a boob man. He doesnt dislike them, size never mattered to him either way. How do others feel about implants?

2006-08-07 19:24:43 · 41 answers · asked by salinger 4 in Polls & Surveys

I missed the last several minutes of the show, did CIA or the geniuses get eliminated?

2006-08-07 19:24:33 · 3 answers · asked by Toby 1 in Television

the guy from saved by the bell. i know he was trying to save his house. did he get enough money?

2006-08-07 19:24:12 · 7 answers · asked by silentdreamin 3 in Celebrities

Two Iraqui mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"
This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now."

"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now, though," mum confides.

"Oh, so sad dear," says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily. "He had such curly hair when he was born."

"He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly.

"Oh gracious me," says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."

"He is a martyr, also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Iraqui mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

2006-08-07 19:24:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

They be screaming "Shoot dat sucka!!" or "Let me cut him" while I'm playing Grand Theft Auto series..

"I ain't never gonna cheat on you baby you can take that to the bank.."

I told my girl after that..

"That's right ***** you better not play with me." She then said.

Wow....

2006-08-07 19:23:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

not mr.wizard or that nintendo movie.
a tv show about a little person who was a rich toy designer living in a mansion.he would go around with his big bag that always seemed to have the gadget he needed when solving problems and crimes.
pretty obscure huh? bet thats not on dvd set.
name some memory of the show and 10 pts might be yours

2006-08-07 19:23:45 · 4 answers · asked by shaney 3 in Television

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a country road
when he passed by a three-legged chicken. He stepped on the gas, but at fifty miles per hour the chicken was still ahead. After a few miles, the chicken ran up a driveway and into a barn behind an old farmhouse.
The salesman drove up to the house and knocked at the door. When he told the farmer what he'd just seen, the farmer said that his son was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken so that he, his wife, and his son could each get a drumstick.
The salesman said,"That's fantastic.How do they taste?"The farmer said,"I don't know. We can't catch them."....

2006-08-07 19:23:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Those of you who were alive and kicking in the early ninety's will remember her. She was the "Bee Girl" in the Blind Melon video. Where is she now????

2006-08-07 19:22:58 · 5 answers · asked by munkees81 6 in Celebrities

Would it be ZZ Top, Stevie Ray, AC/DC, or Kenny Wayne Shepherd?
Did I forget any Gods in the field? Oh yeah, Eric Clapton....Duuuhhhh

2006-08-07 19:22:54 · 5 answers · asked by Helzabet 6 in Music

I think its a great song, i mean the lyrics, coz i dont understand big part of it. And oh, do Five For Fighting write their own songs? me think its superb

2006-08-07 19:22:41 · 8 answers · asked by zaranzt 2 in Music

What are you fave shows? What makes them so addictive? Mine are 7th Heaven, The OC, and Big Love. Just curious on some interesting shows coming back this fall.

2006-08-07 19:22:40 · 15 answers · asked by Froggie 3 in Television

I'd like to be Thomas Magnum (Magnum P.I.) or Benton Fraser from Due South or Sully from Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, or even Steve Trevor in Wonder Woman.

2006-08-07 19:22:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 19:21:46 · 5 answers · asked by mj 1 in Television

my name is sarita batra , my date of birth is 04-09-1978 , my place of brth is sonepat(haryana)

2006-08-07 19:21:29 · 26 answers · asked by noorie 1 in Horoscopes

It Goes " Give me the beat boys and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll, And drift away."

2006-08-07 19:21:01 · 17 answers · asked by bark.bark.bark 3 in Music

I like books that U cann't figure out till u get to the end and I am 13 and really hate little books like I kinda liked johnny tramain but I hated Anne

2006-08-07 19:20:27 · 3 answers · asked by ladybugs380 5 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-07 19:17:25 · 8 answers · asked by Pae 2 in Polls & Surveys

Damn one second im bumpin to Thong Song the next its so quite i can hear a pin drop where did Sisqo disappear to

2006-08-07 19:17:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Aside from earth....

2006-08-07 19:17:00 · 29 answers · asked by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

They assure big money that can feed my family long time.

2006-08-07 19:16:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i love them all but i love john cena's body the best cuz it is not to big and not to small and i love his eyes but i love randy orton cuz he is cocky and i love dave bautista cuz he is so sweet and i love his tattoos lol !!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-07 19:16:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I like video games more than I love y'all.

There I said it. You might have my heart but them games got my hands for now.

Preach.

Whatssup Butta?

2006-08-07 19:16:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-07 19:15:56 · 20 answers · asked by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-07 19:15:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal. As I answered it, I was greeted with, "Is this Jerrold Buller"? No one calls me "Jerrold" (not even my mom), so I asked who was calling. The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company or something like that. Then, a really rotten but brilliant plan just exploded in my brain!

I asked him if he knew Jerrold personally and why was he calling this number. I then said off to the side, "Get some pictures of the body at various angles -- and the blood smears."

I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had called a murder scene, making him a prime "person of interest," and that he must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to testify in this case.

I questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call.

The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice.

I then told him we had located his position and the police were entering the building to take him into custody. At that point, I heard the phone fall and the scurrying clatter of his running away.

My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears of laughter streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My food was cold, but who cares?

2006-08-07 19:15:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I mean i love their songs but why dont the other girls sing lead?

2006-08-07 19:14:33 · 12 answers · asked by hollywoodqueen_2000 2 in Music