One day a traveling salesman was driving down a country road
when he passed by a three-legged chicken. He stepped on the gas, but at fifty miles per hour the chicken was still ahead. After a few miles, the chicken ran up a driveway and into a barn behind an old farmhouse.
The salesman drove up to the house and knocked at the door. When he told the farmer what he'd just seen, the farmer said that his son was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken so that he, his wife, and his son could each get a drumstick.
The salesman said,"That's fantastic.How do they taste?"The farmer said,"I don't know. We can't catch them."....
2006-08-07 19:23:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty good joke Id say a 8.5
2006-08-07 19:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by trouble comes a knockin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warner Bros. might make a buck on that!
8 1/2
2006-08-07 19:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny in a Larry the Cable Guy kind of way...in other words, simple, cute, but no laugh out loud giggling.
2006-08-07 19:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jackson675 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny. 10
2006-08-08 19:02:08 · answer #4 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
because they have three legs!
a 9 out of 10 should be about right.
but a 10 if you give me 10
2006-08-07 19:28:00 · answer #5 · answered by electricbluerocker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Excellent joke!
2006-08-07 19:42:40 · answer #6 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boobs could look no longer too flat like pancakes or large as a cardboard container. Butt could look comfortable and meaty and delightful to the contact. Waist could look skinny, yet should not be as skinny as a piece of stick. Legs could look skinny, meaty, and lengthy. those are my tastes because they tell me that "she" is worth to be secure and cared for. reliable day.
2016-11-23 15:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by roza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute for grades k-5.
2006-08-07 19:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... dont make a 4legged chicken then :)
7/10
clunk clunk
2006-08-07 19:46:40 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You already know my answer.
10/10 is not enough. I'd say 10 stars.
2006-08-07 20:53:57 · answer #10 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋