2006-08-07 19:26:34 · 15 answers · asked by Pimp 123 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Because cookies are yummy and he is an obese monster. You would just count them anyway so stop complaining.
2006-08-07 19:29:56 · answer #1 · answered by Miss D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A monster who hasn't learned to use proper grammar certainly would not understand the value of sharing. If he just had a little more patience with himself, he might find proper communication skills would help his progress with his friends, like maintaining his friendships and giving as well as receiving gifts.
If "Me Want Cookie" became "I would like a cookie" other people might not react so defensive around him. And he, in turn, might not feel badly if they said "no".
2006-08-08 02:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by sandra_panda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's count the ways together:
One, ha ha ha ha!: He's blue. Could be a symptom of depression. Poor withdrawn monster may not have the social motivation to reach out to others.
Two, ha ha ha ha!: Some puppeteer has a hand placed quite directly up poor Cookie's back-end, which I daresay would distract even one so focused as the Count from such things as charity and fellowship.
Three, ha ha ha ha!: He's a greedy ******. Always has been, really. Some day...me and Snuffy should go stomp his cookie-hordin' ***. Maybe we'll kick Oscar's can, too, just because.
Let's stop listing, and just count, eh, Count?
Four, ha ha ha ha! Five, ha ha ha ha! Six, ha ha ha ha!
2006-08-08 02:36:22 · answer #3 · answered by big Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you share your cookies when your whole purpose in life is to devour round shaped discs of baked dough covered in sugar? It's not like anyone else shares that kind of devotion.
2006-08-08 02:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz he's the "cookie monster", not the "generous friend who happens to have a stash of cookies"
2006-08-08 02:29:58 · answer #5 · answered by catsup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he's a "cookie" monster who likes cookies
2006-08-08 02:34:58 · answer #6 · answered by tingerpoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coz no 1 asked him
plus i think everyone on sesame street has gone healthy...so they wouldnt want a cookie...too many calories
2006-08-08 02:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by dc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'll eat you if you take his cookies.
2006-08-08 12:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i say u get elmo to tickle while u bite his fingers off
2006-08-08 02:29:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is a greedy evil bastard!
2006-08-08 02:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋