Family Martyrs?

Question

Two Iraqui mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"
This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now."

"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now, though," mum confides.

"Oh, so sad dear," says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily. "He had such curly hair when he was born."

"He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly.

"Oh gracious me," says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."

"He is a martyr, also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Iraqui mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Answer 1

Cute and very well thought out! Sick but humorous.

Answer 2

Acutally, sick and dark as it is, it's a funny joke -- a 9 out of 10

Answer 3

funny, tell it to sadam hussein

Answer 4

^^perfect!^^ :)