Is butterfinger a dirty name for candy ? Can you think of other dirty named candy ?

Answer 1

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.

I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, “Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?”

Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy!

I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots.

It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream “Oh Henry, Oh Henry!”

Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way.

She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff.” I said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?”

(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)

She screamed, “Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!” as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst!

Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.

Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!

Answer 2

Well, I'm not sure I can think of and dirty named candy bars...but the phrase "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't" always gives me the SNICKERS.

Milky Way can be dirty as well.

Answer 3

ahahahha!!! i never even thought of it that way. Damn you are dirty. However...umm i think Crunch, Whatchamacallit, Payday, Mr.Goodbar, Jelly Belly, Bubble Yum, Mounds, RainBlo, Skor, and Zagnut sound pretty dirty. And anything that mentions (with nuts) is pretty gross too.

Answer 4

Where have you gone, my "Sweet Marie"? Are you seeing that "Pal-o-mine"?????

I'm not sure i'd call it "dirty".....but i think "Bit-O-Honey" sounds positively *inviting*!

But as for "Cherry Blossom".....well, my mind is way too pure to read anything into that one.

(I know it's 2006, and times change, and it's good to keep an open mind and all that.....but i am *not* ready to take a bite out of a Cadbury "Fruit and Nut" bar!!!!!)

Answer 5

Baby Ruth

Answer 6

Mounds

Answer 7

m & ms. take out the & sign. also SKITTLES and MOUNDS. and hersheys kiss. they look odd. TWIX. Kit Kat, get it? SOURpatch. i can think of dirty ice cream names. ROCKY ROAD, get it? BIG STICKS, a very good one. And cereal names. CheriOS. LUCKY charms. Snack names....OREOS. HOT cheetOS. and so on.

Answer 8

Crunch or Krackel

Answer 9

malted milk balls