TYPES OF FARTERS
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VAIN: A person who loves the smell of his own farts
AMIABLE: A person who loves the smell of other people's farts
PROUD: A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
SHY: A person who releases silent farts and then blushes
IMPUDENT: A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs
UNFORTUNATE: A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead
SCIENTIFIC: A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about
pollution
NERVOUS: A person who stops in the middle of his fart
HONEST: A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons
DISHONEST: A person who farts and then blames the dog
FOOLISH: A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours
THRIFTY: A person who has several good farts in reserve
ANTI-SOCIAL: A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy
STRATEGIC: A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing
SADISTIC: A person who farts in bed and then fluffs
2006-08-07 20:38:01 · 9 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
INTELLECTUAL: A person who can determine from the smell of his
neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed
ATHLETIC: A person who farts at the slightest exertion
MISERABLE: A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all
SENSITIVE: A person who farts and then starts crying!
2006-08-07 20:39:07 · update #1
ROFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it!!!!
I'm a dishonest farter, I do right big smelly ones then blame the kids!!! lol
2006-08-07 21:21:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2006-08-07 21:41:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh i've heard these before lol oh and by the way all you have to do is copy the selection all at once and then right click and paste, the system doesn't recognize it and you don't have to add details â¥
2006-08-07 20:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Who would have thought they you could label so many types of farters?!
2006-08-07 20:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by Sune' 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but why do you make jokes of fat fart fart fart
2006-08-07 21:07:17 · answer #5 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you made me laugh. Very well said.
2006-08-07 20:45:39 · answer #6 · answered by 2m's 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looool!! i like this collections...thanks cheers^^
2006-08-07 20:48:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
looooooooooooool!!! that's really.....lool
2006-08-07 20:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for sharing!
2006-08-07 22:33:27 · answer #9 · answered by 5abiKudi_USA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋