One man goes to a bar and after looking around saw a lady sitting alone in the corner.
He approches her and asked her if he could buy a drink for her.
Lady replies "Alcohal is not good for my legs".
The man asks "Why? Do the swallow."
Lady "No they open."
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A husband, naked, while looking in the mirror, saw his dcik and said to his wife "2 inch more and I will be a KING"
To which the wife replies "2 inch less and you will be QUEEN"
2006-08-07 20:22:14 · 12 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry! in 1st one read "Swell"
2006-08-07 20:35:38 · update #1
hahah... those are funny thanks...
but for the first one I think it should be
"Why? do they swell?"
2006-08-07 20:30:48 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've heard the 1ST one a few times, I think the 2ND one is funny.
2006-08-07 20:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Butler ♥2 B♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
America's Most Talented is looking for you..
2006-08-07 20:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by Angus. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st joke is really good second is a little lame
2006-08-07 20:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by Mark F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better you write a eBook and send to all your friends.
you are jok writer
2006-08-07 20:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by geekay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and now this joke...is more hilarious then the previous ones..ahaha cheers^^
2006-08-07 20:27:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep trying
2006-08-07 20:27:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
both are very funny
2006-08-07 21:12:43 · answer #8 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good jokes
2006-08-07 20:49:24 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the 2nd joke. :-)
2006-08-07 20:29:07 · answer #10 · answered by aeia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋