1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''
2006-08-07 20:33:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hang a sign on the bathroom wall that says: Please do not throw toothpicks in the toilet, the crabs in here can pole vault.
2006-08-08 01:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eleven. Using a small squeeze tube, unfold peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop below the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, might you kick that again over right here, please?" sixteen. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' e-newsletter at the flooring visiable to the adjoining stall. 17. Lower a small reflect beneath the stall wall and modify it so you'll see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!'' OMG, the ones ones in which HYSTERICAL!! They honestly made me snicker out loud. This used to be excellent! Thanks for sharing them. I am going to avoid wasting this to my pc. ROTFLMAO!!! Great!!
2016-08-28 11:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but HILARIOUS...
thanks for posting! It's just what I needed to get to bed.
2006-08-07 20:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by ♪ ♥ ♪ ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny never heard those
2006-08-07 20:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Butler ♥2 B♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haa haa thanks!my freind almost peed herself laughing!
2006-08-07 20:39:50 · answer #5 · answered by nobody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have bathroom friends...I think it's kinda gay if you go to the restroom with all your buddies. EWW!
2006-08-07 20:40:38 · answer #6 · answered by Nicki Lee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ya fool what kind of boys are you
if i were you i will annoy my self not annoy them
2006-08-07 21:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by funky boy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL "Born Free" was my favorite :)
2006-08-07 20:54:23 · answer #8 · answered by merrily_macabre 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
these are old too sorry
2006-08-07 20:36:46 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.......love #18!!!
2006-08-07 23:19:41 · answer #10 · answered by chilli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋