king arthur mounts his white steed and entrusts his wife queen guinevere's wellbeing to the men of the round table, saying she's been issued a new-style chastity belt with a guillotine attachment.
five years later on his return, he demands his gallant men line up and drop their pants.
"tut, tut, tut." he mutters, inspecting the line of downcast men and their absent genitalia.
then he finds a man whose tackle is still intact. elated he says: "my one good friend, sir lancelot! but tell me - how did youresist my wife's charms?"
out of sir lancelot's mouth comes a gutteral animal sound.
then his neighbour says: "sorry your majesty, but m'lord seems to have lost his toungue."
2006-08-07 22:03:12 · 8 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never heard that one before. It's GOOD!!!
2006-08-07 22:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
10 out of 10
2006-08-08 01:02:06 · answer #2 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know this joke since i was 6, i'm 56, thanx for the lol
2006-08-07 22:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaha .LOL. WOW i cant beleve i got dat joke cus wen i was reading it i was thinkin-' What da fu**' . But dat was a gud one!
2006-08-07 22:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by xx-truly-yours-xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any way i have heard this joke bu very good one fantastic
2006-08-07 22:19:51 · answer #5 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to read it twice to get it!!
LOL but its good!
2006-08-07 22:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one.
2006-08-07 22:18:02 · answer #7 · answered by Sahil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
???...
2006-08-07 22:09:19 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋