A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?
6 answers
2006-08-07 21:08:44 · 8 answers · asked by xxtakingbacksundayxx3 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what's to explain like????
69 is a sexual position but also a number on a chinese menu!
DUH!!!!!!
2006-08-07 21:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
69 is a sexual position, and that's how his wife wanted it but he thought she was talking about the order menu from the restaurant.
2006-08-08 04:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by $$$$ I NO U NV ME $$$$ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At Chinese restaurants, there tend to be large menus with numbered selections. He thinks she wants food, not sex, because he's so dumb and inexperienced.
2006-08-08 04:14:04 · answer #3 · answered by SQRD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you didnt get that? thats strange! maybe you wiil get this one
Daddy'S Gonna Eat Your Fingers!!
I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a
wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at
this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers
in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat
them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
2006-08-08 04:19:38 · answer #4 · answered by lz_baxter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Chinese restaurants, you often order by number.....which is why the joke is funny.
2006-08-08 04:13:40 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny one!! LMAO!
Fu Man Chu will be looking for you.
2006-08-08 04:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a hilarious joke....
2006-08-08 10:00:09 · answer #7 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for this joke and about the explain am waitin someone to answer ... good one honey
2006-08-08 04:13:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋