During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-08-07 20:11:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Either this late hour is getting to me or I need a bed near the window too. While reading the joke, I was thinking, "Yeah, the bucket is the best choice..." LOL
2006-08-07 20:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by Jen B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I'd be sent to asylum, because I would have used the bucket. That is really funny though!
2006-08-08 03:16:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Cool hehe
2006-08-08 03:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by Sister Sandy (RN) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh tough choice, sometimes the window is too bright but then again no sunshine is terrible, i'll take the floor with a blanket â¥
2006-08-08 03:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i would be institutionalized because i'd use the bucket to fill the tub.
2006-08-08 03:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by aeia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooo... I would love a bed by the window... lol
2006-08-08 03:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I'm cool. I kept thinking "why wouldn't you just use the drain?"
2006-08-08 03:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by Mary M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaha cute
2006-08-08 03:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...ya know thats something i would have said as well. good joke!!
2006-08-08 06:26:53 · answer #9 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea sure
2006-08-08 03:55:01 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋