Entertainment & Music - 19 June 2006

1)A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the animal up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside, leave them there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?" The crowd murmurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and places his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The alligator then closes its mouth as the crowd gasps. After five minutes, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top of its head. The alligator opens its mouth, and the man removes his genitals, intact, as promised. The crowd cheers, and the first of his free drinks is delivered. "Anyone else have the guts to give it a try?" the man dares the crowd.After a few seconds, a blonde woman timidly speaks up, and says, "I'll do it, but no hitting me on the head with the bottle."

2006-06-19 14:12:33 · 7 answers · asked by MissDots <3 3 in Jokes & Riddles

it goes something like
'unbreak my heart, say that you'll never leave me again, undo this hurt that you caused when you walked out the dorr and you walked out my life'

2006-06-19 14:12:27 · 4 answers · asked by um yea hi 4 in Music

2006-06-19 14:10:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-19 14:10:03 · 4 answers · asked by Christine B 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-19 14:09:46 · 8 answers · asked by Judy K 2 in Music

Can you tell me anyone else who makes a similar kind of music? Cheers! :-)

2006-06-19 14:09:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

1-Roger Moore

2-Shawn Connery

3-Pierce Brosnan

Who was the best actor?

2006-06-19 14:09:14 · 20 answers · asked by p_boxter03 4 in Movies

2006-06-19 14:09:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-19 14:08:21 · 12 answers · asked by Starla P 1 in Movies

2006-06-19 14:08:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-19 14:07:34 · 9 answers · asked by LloydyLloydy 1 in Music

I Can’t Lie To Ya

I can’t lie to ya
I mean I could try
Your the guy who sweeps me off my feet Your the dude who keeps me off the street
My love ain’t fake
You know our love is sweeter than cake
We are closer than PB&J or Bonnie and Clyde
I like you better inside, out side, and mostly by my side

[Chorus]
We where friends at some time
Then we hooked up people started to act like that was a crime
I might have fame and money but you just love tha true me
I knew you use to be my homie
Until you kissed me

When I first saw you
I knew you where tha guy
When become yo girl I promised I won’t lie
At first love was hard to come by
Cause I was so shy
You been by my side
We where friends till one of us had a harder try
I know I could trust you
I’m just saying that your dealing with tha rel

2006-06-19 14:05:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

In Flight of the phoenix, after they pick up the people at the oil rig what song is playing.
its not the Johnny Cash Song "Iv been everywhere" Its after they take with all the passengers to go to china

2006-06-19 14:05:36 · 1 answers · asked by John 1 in Music

2006-06-19 14:05:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

where did that saying come from

2006-06-19 14:04:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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2006-06-19 14:03:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Rocker-turned-filmmaker Rob Zombie is resurrecting Michael Myers, one of the big screen's favorite horror villains.

Zombie will write and direct a new "Halloween" movie, serving up what is being called as a brand-new vision for the long-running horror series. He will also serve as a producer and a music supervisor on the film.

An October 2007 release is being planned. Disney's Miramax Films will co-finance the development with former Miramax chiefs Bob and Harvey Weinstein's Dimension Films.


The movie will not be a sequel or a straight-ahead remake of the 1978 original -- which helped director John Carpenter cement his name in the horror business -- but a reimagining that will infuse new blood into the Myers story.

"The look and the feel is going to be completely different," Zombie said in an interview. "'Halloween' started off as a very terrifying concept, a terrifying movie. But over the years, Michael Myers has become a friendly Halloween mask. When it came to the point where you could buy a Michael Myers doll that was cute-looking and press its stomach and play the 'Halloween' theme, you knew the scare factor was gone.

"But I think the story and the situation is scary. All it needed was someone to come in and to take a totally different approach to make it scary again. To me, that's the challenge and that's the fun."

Needless to say, the movie will not pay heed to the numerous sequels. The last Halloween film, "Halloween: H20," came out in 1998.

"Everything that has come before does not figure into this one," Zombie said. "That series is done."

And while Zombie aims to keep the scares and the character more real, the mask will remain.

"That's an iconic image that can't go away," he said.

Zombie wrote and directed "House of 1000 Corpses" and last year's "The Devil's Rejects," which proved to be extremely profitable theatrically and on DVD. A lot of horror movies have been thrown his way, but he wanted to be choosy when it came to his third film.

Zombie is a fan of the original and said he sought Carpenter's blessing.

"He said, 'That's awesome, go for it,"' Zombie said. "He was very supportive, which I thought was very important. I feel like 'Halloween' is his baby, and I wanted to be very respectful."

2006-06-19 14:03:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I f short stories what kind ?
If a novel what genre ?

2006-06-19 14:03:21 · 10 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-19 14:02:35 · 18 answers · asked by dennisonrich 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-19 14:02:27 · 5 answers · asked by fartmaster s 1 in Music

They both dress good to me

2006-06-19 14:02:00 · 11 answers · asked by Nicky B 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-19 14:01:53 · 4 answers · asked by jalens4 2 in Music

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replies the Irishman.

With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good Irish Whiskey?" she asks him.

Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a llong swig and says, "Tis absolutely fantastic!"

2006-06-19 14:00:35 · 20 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-06-19 14:00:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-19 14:00:09 · 3 answers · asked by KatzPlace 6 in Music

for me there r many

2006-06-19 13:58:46 · 32 answers · asked by not me 2 in Movies

2006-06-19 13:57:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

1.Quirrell
2.Gilderoy Lockhart
3.Remus J.Lupin
4.Alastor Moody
5.Dolores Umbridge
6.Snape

2006-06-19 13:56:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies