1)A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the animal up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside, leave them there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?" The crowd murmurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and places his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The alligator then closes its mouth as the crowd gasps. After five minutes, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top of its head. The alligator opens its mouth, and the man removes his genitals, intact, as promised. The crowd cheers, and the first of his free drinks is delivered. "Anyone else have the guts to give it a try?" the man dares the crowd.After a few seconds, a blonde woman timidly speaks up, and says, "I'll do it, but no hitting me on the head with the bottle."
2006-06-19 14:12:33 · 7 answers · asked by MissDots <3 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heres another....A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants, "she said. "That's right," said the husband, and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that, she flipped him her panties and said' "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your attitude changes!"
2006-06-19 14:13:03 · update #1
A mushroom walks into a bar and sits on a stool. The bartender walks over to the mushroom and looks at him. "I'll take a beer," said the mushroom. The bartender in disbelief shakes his head. Then regains his composure and says, "I can't serve you a beer, you're a mushroom." The mushroom stares at him and replies, "Why not, I'm a fun guy (fungi)."
Heard the second joke. First one I'll tell it to someone, it's funny.
2006-06-19 14:27:46 · answer #1 · answered by mac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah it's pretty funny...
However the mushroom joke goes like this.
"What do you call a mushroom in a bar that buys a round of drinks for everyone?"
A fun guy to be with! (fungi)
2006-06-19 15:15:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard both before--funny the first time.
2006-06-19 14:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by kablair 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, they are funny. I have heard variations of them before. thx
2006-06-19 14:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were both very funny.
2006-06-19 15:49:25 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes kind of funny
2006-06-19 14:16:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thje first one was funny, i didnt read #2 though.
2006-06-19 14:18:54 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Lemons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋