One morning two young boys were conspiring before breakfast. They wanted to find out what would happen if they swore at their mother. The older boy says to the younger, "O.K., I'm gonna say d*mn and f*ck, you say sh*t and b*tch". The two agree and go to breakfast. As they sit at the table their mother walks in, turns to the younger boy and says "Good morning sweetie, what would you like for breakfast?" The boy replies "Aww sh*t I don't know, gimme some of them Cheerios, and make it snappy b*tch. The mothers' mouth drops. She runs over, yanks him out of his chair, beats his a**,washes his mouth out with soap, and says "Sit back in your chair and don't say a word, now you'll get nothing for breakfast." The little boy sits back down crying. The mother sighs, turns to the older boy and says "What would you like for breakfast honey?" The older boy looks up at her wide-eyed and says "Well I'll be d*mned if I'm gonna ask for some f*ckin Cheerios!"
2006-06-19
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