One morning two young boys were conspiring before breakfast. They wanted to find out what would happen if they swore at their mother. The older boy says to the younger, "O.K., I'm gonna say d*mn and f*ck, you say sh*t and b*tch". The two agree and go to breakfast. As they sit at the table their mother walks in, turns to the younger boy and says "Good morning sweetie, what would you like for breakfast?" The boy replies "Aww sh*t I don't know, gimme some of them Cheerios, and make it snappy b*tch. The mothers' mouth drops. She runs over, yanks him out of his chair, beats his a**,washes his mouth out with soap, and says "Sit back in your chair and don't say a word, now you'll get nothing for breakfast." The little boy sits back down crying. The mother sighs, turns to the older boy and says "What would you like for breakfast honey?" The older boy looks up at her wide-eyed and says "Well I'll be d*mned if I'm gonna ask for some f*ckin Cheerios!"
2006-06-19 14:39:10 · 13 answers · asked by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny!
Try this one.
The Magician and The Parrot
A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem:
The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or, "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.
It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... and then 2 days .. and then 3 days .
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said ..... "OK, I give up. Where's the f__kin' ship?"
2006-06-19 18:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not the best joke, but a funny one just the same.
All this and 2 points for me...Ah life is good
2006-06-19 21:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok..Why did you waste 5 points?
2006-06-19 21:45:08 · answer #3 · answered by Jammy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL thats cute
2006-06-19 21:46:22 · answer #4 · answered by MissDots <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wicked
I give you a 10+
2006-06-19 22:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-06-19 22:06:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL!!!!
Everytime I hear this joke!
I luv it! Thanx
2006-06-19 21:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2006-06-19 21:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute
2006-06-19 21:44:34 · answer #9 · answered by JillieBoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just cute
2006-06-19 21:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋