Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said "Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence." Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before.
"Satan!" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!"
"Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil.
"I'll sue you if I have to," answered God.
"Sure," laughed Satan. "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
2006-06-19 14:25:08 · 28 answers · asked by ♪♫♥Šǒńǘ♥♫♪ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVE THE JOKES BUT -----WHERE THE HELL DO THE KILLJOYS COME FROM?
2006-07-02 21:48:59 · answer #1 · answered by alice b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok well there were three sergants on a deserted island of the bongomongos well they(sergants) were captured and taken back to the village they were going to be killed for finding the island or choose bongo (a s s f u c k e d) well the cheif asked #1 well do u want to be killed or bongo he chose bongo and 100,000 or the villagers took him away and bongo began and he tried to yell to # 2 not to get bongo but it was too late he too was taken away and bongo began and the third one thought he was being smart so he cose death and the cheif said u will die..... of bongo!
2006-06-19 14:36:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!! Well do you wanna hear a joke??
ok heres one!!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find some mariiwanna! Jack got high unzipped his fly and said do you wanna! Jill said yes and raised her dress and they both forever had fun!
2006-06-19 14:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to be a kill-joy but your other jokes were a lot more fun to read. (Don't get mad....I'm just bein' honest here!) Different jokes for different folks I guess. Good to see that others like it!
Been 3 days it shows that you posted this....I'm trying to patiently wait for more....hurry....hurry.....hurry (Ok, I guess I'm not that patient!
Night!
SmileyCat : )
2006-06-22 23:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by SmileyCat : ) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry don't like jokes make about God.
2006-06-30 19:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by keppley@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL omg that was great :D go lawyer jokes!
2006-07-02 20:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one!
2006-06-19 14:34:13 · answer #7 · answered by kablair 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too obvious. Not funny.
2006-07-02 15:00:15 · answer #8 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-07-02 19:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by sinned 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice dude lmao
2006-06-19 14:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by amby pamby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋