Entertainment & Music - 18 June 2006

2006-06-18 23:58:57 · 10 answers · asked by Mackay 1 in Movies

2006-06-18 23:55:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What do other people with subscriptions to magazines do after they get them in the mail? I have two large stacks of magazines and I don't want to get rid of them yet because I haven't read them all. How do I store them or display them in a way that will look nice and be space-efficient. It is hard to put them on a shelf because magazines are all paper and very flimsy.

2006-06-18 23:53:16 · 12 answers · asked by cutie pie 5 in Magazines

2006-06-18 23:52:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man looking for a place to live meets with an apartment manager. He brings his dog along. The apartment manager says, "Sorry sir, we don't allow dogs." The man scoffs back, "What - my ex-girlfriend lives here!"

2006-06-18 23:52:22 · 18 answers · asked by Fun and Games 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-18 23:52:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-18 23:51:57 · 9 answers · asked by MTB 2 in Television

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2006-06-18 23:51:32 · 15 answers · asked by avu 1 in Music

2006-06-18 23:50:36 · 9 answers · asked by sarah s 2 in Celebrities

Has anybody read the book Matilda by Roald Dahl if yes could you please give me the name of the important characters.I have to submit the book review to the english teacher .So give it as soon as possible.

2006-06-18 23:50:34 · 6 answers · asked by shreyashi_barbie 2 in Magazines

2006-06-18 23:50:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-06-18 23:49:40 · 6 answers · asked by curley sue 1 in Music

When I was a kid I used to have crushes on cartoon characters all the time, Leonardo from TMNT,Darian from Sailor moon, Aladdin. is it just me?

2006-06-18 23:44:45 · 12 answers · asked by Plays With Squirrels 4 in Polls & Surveys

monk

2006-06-18 23:38:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-06-18 23:35:31 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-18 23:32:19 · 11 answers · asked by babees94 1 in Other - Entertainment

only for Indians

2006-06-18 23:31:21 · 4 answers · asked by Riya 2 in Movies

Has anything ever made you laugh so hard that you had tears in your eyes?

*sometimes some of the answers crack me up!

2006-06-18 23:30:52 · 13 answers · asked by Moma 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-18 23:30:19 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-18 23:28:48 · 13 answers · asked by wallflower 3 in Music

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your trousers." she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
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2006-06-18 23:17:19 · 13 answers · asked by conscience S 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-18 23:15:07 · 3 answers · asked by ian j 1 in Music

Did the old lady in the beginning of the movie still have the diamond or is it at the bottom of the ocean? The whole plot of the movie was to find out where the diamond is, wasnt it?. I got too tired to watch any more after them being on the plank in the drink.

2006-06-18 23:14:57 · 18 answers · asked by legs 1 in Movies

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.

Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.

Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."

And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

2006-06-18 23:14:54 · 13 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Jokes & Riddles

The song is off of High School Musical.

2006-06-18 23:14:47 · 12 answers · asked by hot topic 2 in Movies

Or if you had given a chance, what would you like to do to success it if you really told to die in 5 years?

2006-06-18 23:13:11 · 5 answers · asked by WONDER 1 in Jokes & Riddles

there was this girl named sally sitting in religion with the rest fo her class, she got so bored that she fell asleep, her taecher asked her a question "where did adam and eve live"? adam the boy behine her poked her with a needle and she woke and said "the garden of eve". then she fell back to sleep the teacher asked her another "how many children did they have" adam poked her and she woke and said "23" and she fell bakc to sleep, then the teacher asked another question to her "on their 24th child what did eve say?" adam pocked her hard with the pin and she screamed and said " adam if you poke that thing at me agian i'll snap it in half" the teacher fainted!!!!

2006-06-18 23:12:43 · 10 answers · asked by you. 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-18 23:12:01 · 6 answers · asked by chatgal 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-18 23:09:38 · 2 answers · asked by maribeth_sites 2 in Music

THE NEW SCHOOL PRAYER
This was written by a teen in Baghdad, Arizona.
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot;
My soul please take!
Amen

2006-06-18 23:07:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys