here r sm jokes my cuz sent me?

Question

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your trousers." she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
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More cumin (hopefully)ran out of room

Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating."
Her friend replied, "Don''t do anything. Just ignore it."

The first girl said, "I can''t."

Her friend, "Why can''t you ignore it?"

The first one says, "Because he''s using my hand!"

write me a comment or your own jokes!!!

oh and sm is supposed to be some!!!

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here is another:
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ''Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to....''

''Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,'' Mrs. Smith cut in.

''Really ?'' the photographer asked. ''Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies.''

''That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?'' asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.

''Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out.''

''Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and m

Answer 1

Not bad.


--- LeeeN

Answer 2

a million how do you place an elephant interior the refrigerator? -open the door, placed the elephant in #2 how do you place a giraffe interior the refrigerator? -open the door, get rid of the elephant, placed the giraffe in #3 all the animals are at a brilliant animal assembly. What 2 are lacking? -the giraffe and the elephant #4 there's a river which no you may skip. there is not any bridge and you will't wade on account this is crammed with crocodiles. How do you skip? -wade in the time of, the crocodiles are on the assembly.

Answer 3

N joy these:

you will like:

What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary

To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them if outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!


• Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.

Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!

A teacher: What part of the body goes to heaven first?
A child replies: Feet- coz every nite I see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

Answer 4

Ur Jokes Just Rock,very good jokes

Answer 5

Hee hee i love them there great especially the first one

Answer 6

The first one's the funniest...lol

Answer 7

good jokes
but u cant use them for Short Messaging Service [SMS]

Answer 8

Jokes are good, but obviously it is not an SMS -

Answer 9

looooooooooool i liked the second one..send more

Answer 10

Funny!I liked 'em.