Entertainment & Music - 18 June 2006

hotel at Bucharest; a notice out side hotel lift it said" the lift is being fixed for next day. during that time we regret that you will be unbearable"
hotel japan: you are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid"
hotel viena: incase of fire do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter"
hotel zurich: because of impropriety of entertaining guest of the opposite sex in the bed room it is suggested the the lobby be used for this purpose."
hotel laundry in rome ; ladies leave your cloth here and spend the afternoon having good time."

2006-06-18 00:43:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-18 00:42:19 · 12 answers · asked by wny4ever 1 in Music

plaease help

2006-06-18 00:40:03 · 5 answers · asked by cman007859 1 in Music

2006-06-18 00:39:40 · 13 answers · asked by nickidee 2 in Movies

i finished my 10th board exams and secured 729/1100 thats 66% anyways im eligible ti take 1st class.should i take comp science or biology?which is easier im posting this topic here cuz no one seems to be answering in the education system...cant blame them. plz tell me with reasons and plz answer.

2006-06-18 00:38:09 · 7 answers · asked by genie_bottle 2 in Celebrities

i luv that band.i just found out about it this year.WE THE PEOPLE album blew me away and i wanna hear more.please tell me where to find the albums' torrents as well.

2006-06-18 00:36:13 · 3 answers · asked by the_game92 1 in Music

It starred Robin Williams and Cubba Gooding Jr. Robin Williams dies and goes to heaven and Cubba is actually his son. Robin's wife commits suicide cuz she lost her whole family and she is in hell. Robin does all he can to get her out. His daughter ends up being his chinese "tour guide'' in heaven.

2006-06-18 00:36:12 · 9 answers · asked by js8incher 4 in Movies

ok there are two rooms a room with light switchs and a room with light bolbs! ok now you have to figure out which light switch goes to which light bolb but you cant go back and forth from the rooms once you leave the light switch room you cant go back in to it so try to figure out which light switch goes to which light bolb??? it is possible just so you know!

2006-06-18 00:33:31 · 19 answers · asked by Thomas B 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Sean Penn plays a boy who grows up in the Louisianna Bayou.... It is not the movie with Susan Sarandon in which he goes to the death chair.

2006-06-18 00:31:58 · 7 answers · asked by toe poe gee gee oh 5 in Movies

2006-06-18 00:30:03 · 10 answers · asked by renuwithsmile 2 in Movies

2006-06-18 00:23:05 · 6 answers · asked by Andrew 2 in Music

"made you look, made you look, made you look a penny book?


Just wondering,

2006-06-18 00:21:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

guitarist/vocals looking for members to start a rock/multi-sub category band. ( punk, metal, death metal, emo,goth, etc.)

for both:
-Must live in Iloilo (preferably in Jaro)
-between ages of 11-14
-must have a good attitude.
-likes wearing black
-Know when to be serious and when to joke.
-Doesn't have any problems preforming on a stage.
-Doesn't have a problem taking out some time to practice/rehearsal, whatever you want to call it...
-Absolutely MUST speak fluent English.

for the drummer:
-Must have at least three years of experience
-Can play any style of music.
-Can create a beat and easily make a beat for a melody.
-If you're Travis Barker, you're hired. (But you probably aren't so...)

Optional:
-can solo
-can sing and play drums at the same time.
(note, if you can sing and play drums, please have a good voice...)
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for the bassist:
-At least one year of experience
-Can make a tune

optional:
-can play and sing at the same time.

Additional Details

1 week ago
Influences:
Metallica, System of a Down, HIM, Slipknot, Green Day, Blink 182, Incubus, Nural, Hawthorne Heights, Hale, Slapshock

1 week ago
Sorry dude, I'm looking for a bassist and guitarist... But if I need a guitarist, I'll tell you. Thanx anyway.

BTW, People buy hard rock bands here!

Look at Diet of Wormz! They're pretty good.

Also El Chupacabra, 13th Sign, Anubis...

Tell me if you go to Westbridge...

I forgot to put..

-Can be male or female.
Preferably from Assumption or Westbridge...

And if you're Angeline Enriquez, Sheung Hown "John" Shin, or anyone else who thinks knows me, You just text me, dang it!

2006-06-18 00:15:11 · 2 answers · asked by xXanythingbutinnocentXx 2 in Music

2006-06-18 00:13:02 · 5 answers · asked by wallflower 3 in Other - Entertainment

It works in South Africa, please try it in your country, and give us feedback ?
If your dogs bark all the damn time, cut a piece of hosepipe , and stick it up the offending dog's exhaust pipe.
The dog then has no backpressure to activate it's vocal cords, and only wfffffffff !!!...sounds come from the mouth, and uffffff.... uuuuuuffffffff !!..sounds emit from the rear.When there are signs of trouble, simply pull out the housepipe temporily.
My neighbour is not very well off financially, and cannot afford a dog, so he walks around his yard every hour and barks himself...

2006-06-18 00:10:26 · 8 answers · asked by Featherman 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine has to be at the very top Ja Ja Binks. What was Lucas thinking when he thought of this stupid annoying dumb alien?
Also the Ewoks just too cuddly and stupid.

2006-06-18 00:10:26 · 20 answers · asked by Smart_Guy 4 in Movies

What did you think?

2006-06-18 00:07:19 · 8 answers · asked by Heather S 1 in Movies

Everyone knows, even if they don't like Star Wars!

BUT I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-18 00:06:56 · 28 answers · asked by jedi214 2 in Movies

I dont know the words much but all i know is this:

Hit the road ... and dont you come back no more, no more, no more, no more, hit the road ... and dont you come back no more.

2006-06-18 00:06:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-18 00:06:19 · 7 answers · asked by krystel k 1 in Music

the greatest tab on earth... ung clear...

2006-06-18 00:05:58 · 1 answers · asked by nikki_cutie_12 1 in Music

2006-06-18 00:05:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-18 00:05:33 · 7 answers · asked by designer_gurl1810 1 in Movies

2006-06-18 00:04:07 · 4 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6 in Music

2006-06-18 00:01:43 · 19 answers · asked by girrl4riverside 2 in Music

Their characters of course

2006-06-18 00:01:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

This yuppie couple in started their own computer business and for a while did really well. Then after the great internet crash, business started dropping off.
During a heated spat over finances the husband said, "Well, if you'd learn to cook and were willing to clean this place, we could fire the maid."
The wife, fuming, shot back, "Oh Yeah ??? Well, if you'd learn how to make love, we could fire the chauffeur AND the gardener."

2006-06-18 00:00:25 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles