This yuppie couple in started their own computer business and for a while did really well. Then after the great internet crash, business started dropping off.
During a heated spat over finances the husband said, "Well, if you'd learn to cook and were willing to clean this place, we could fire the maid."
The wife, fuming, shot back, "Oh Yeah ??? Well, if you'd learn how to make love, we could fire the chauffeur AND the gardener."
2006-06-18 00:00:25 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aha! Thats kinda naughty.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 00:23:54 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Thats pretty good.If you like jokes in a similiar catagory,check out jokes.com.
2006-06-18 00:05:59 · answer #2 · answered by alkasi2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy sad..and terribly funny at the same time!
2006-06-18 11:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by lilred 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Root of that joke. We can be sure of our mother, but never 100% sure of our father (until DNA that was)
2006-06-18 00:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that is so funny she was getting her freak on with 2 while he had one ha ha ha
2006-06-18 00:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, she told him what he wanted to hear, big ups to the wife.....Lol great one.
2006-06-18 23:20:28 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-06-18 00:06:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oopsie poopsie on the tell tho He says "that's the pig I ought to fl!ck once you have a headache" "Thats a sheep under your arm!" she retorts "I wasnt conversing to you."
2016-10-31 02:04:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha..ha
2006-06-18 00:03:56 · answer #9 · answered by seeker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just came for the deuce
2006-06-18 02:26:28 · answer #10 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋