Entertainment & Music - 18 June 2006

Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"

20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson.. Paging Mr. Johnson..
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HIS FLY IS UNZIPPED...

1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

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2006-06-18 02:01:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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would you rather be eaten by a lion or an alligator?

2006-06-18 01:58:57 · 35 answers · asked by ticklefoot 4 in Polls & Surveys

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riddle: What is the best way..................?

What is the best way to find a pin in a rug..?

thanks for answering... have a good day :)

2006-06-18 01:58:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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what is full form of HBO?

HBO is tv chanell but what is its full form?

2006-06-18 01:57:47 · 5 answers · asked by thikana_rana 1 in Television

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riddle: What has a head, can't think, but drives........?

2006-06-18 01:50:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What horror movie really scares you the most?

Only a few movies have scared me, I would like to hear about movies that have scared you.

2006-06-18 01:47:54 · 35 answers · asked by j C 4 in Movies

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Why do lions eat raw meat............?

riddle question........

2006-06-18 01:45:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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riddle: What comes after....................?

If cheese comes on top of a hamburger, what comes after cheese?

2006-06-18 01:42:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Entertainment & Music - 18 June 2006

Would you sit in the tree with Daryl Hannah?

Vampire Knight?

have you ever heard of the band barlow girl?

What are some good names for a baby girl?

Do Doctors on TV cure hypochondriacs with placebos?

what is the best movie ever?????????????

Between Japanese & American women?

I am going to the movies today, should I wear clothes or my birthday suit?

Marilyn Manson: Suffering Artist or Attention Whore?

Does Adobe have to pay Gary Wright royalties for the name Dream Weaver?

Favorite comedic ACTRESS?

does neone know this song?

Is it possible to buy a 12 pack of beer and finish a 12 step program in one sitting?

Does anyone know if Stan Getz and Joao Gilberto ever did a rendition of the song "Witchcraft"?

Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open" Euphemistically?

would you rather be eaten by a lion or an alligator?

riddle: What is the best way..................?

what is full form of HBO?

When did white people started listening 2 Rap music which they call it (black music)?

riddle: Why is the Dracula family so close............?

do u watch Robot-chicken?

Do YOU have super powers?

riddle: What has a head, can't think, but drives........?

What horror movie really scares you the most?

Why do lions eat raw meat............?

riddle: What comes after....................?

You are the driver of a bus w/ 12 pasengers,in canada u took 3 pass,n put 8 in NY.Wot's da name of the driver?

Where can i get songs for my iPod that's FREE?

Does Capricon and Capricon make a good make a good match?

Good names please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?