Do YOU have super powers?

Question

Lets see how many goodies and baddies are out there...

what are your super powers... do you us em for good or for bad?

Answer 1

I am able to leap off tall buildings...but only once!

Answer 2

Man is drinking in the bar at the top of the Petronas Towers in Malaysia. Another guy at the bar says to him, "did you know that these buildings are so tall that they create their own mini-climate? You can jump out of the window and land gently on the pavement below, due to the wind swirling around"

The first drinker says, "get away. That can't be true."

"It is - I'll prove it."

"No! don't do it. I don't know you, but I would hate to see you die"

Anyway, the other drinker refuses to listen to the objections, opens a window and jumps! Faster and faster he falls, until about halfway down he slows and starts spiralling round the building, lending gently on his feet.

He gets into the express lift, presses the button for the top floor bar and takes his seat again.

The first drinker is awestruck. "Wow! That is amazing. I still can't believe it! I think you were lucky".

The daredevil jumper says "Rubbish!" He leaves his drink again,. staggers back to the window and jumps. Down he falls - faster and faster - before he slows and spirals round the tower landing softly next to an onlooker. Back in the lift - top floor - sits down.

The original drinker has his mouth open. "So that is all due to the architecture, is it? I could jump out of the window and survive? Right, here goes!" With that the guy runs over to the window, leaps and down he falls - faster and faster. And faster. Eventually - SPLAT! Strawberry jam over the onlookers. Dead. He has drunk his last mojito.

The barman walks over to the second drinker and says "You know, you're a real b@stard when you're drunk, Superman"

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My special power is answering a question no-one asked!

Answer 3

I have super powers over my husband's state of mind. If he is angry or worried or something.......super powers activate.....suddenly he can't even remember what was wrong.

Of course I only use this power for good b/c I know the law of three (well I have used it for personal gain like when I don't want to talk about something or I want to sleep but hey those things aren't bad, right?)

Answer 4

So very many. I can eat a banana in a single bound and incapacitate a bad guy with the peel. I fling poo better than anyone and with unmatched precision. I can spot a bug on someone from 10 miles away and the ladies love me, I'm a swinger. It's all good.

Answer 5

Yes, I can make the Wonder Woman costumes!
So I have the power of the costume pieces at any given time, yes? Taking orders now for Halloween!

Answer 6

i have the super power of laughter. I can make people laugh faster than a speeding bicycle, more funnier than a wet fart and able to leap absolutely nothing in a single step for I am LAUGHTER MAN

Answer 7

I am invisible and everyone I copulate with turns invisible within 10 hours of exchanging bodily fluids with me.... After a week, their colour gradually returns in phases from soft green hues, then to pink, yellow and finally back to their old selves..... Its really pretty to watch actually..... I myself will never be seen. Don't ask how I get all these people into bed with me, I just DO.

Answer 8

The power of words. I can smash to pieces a false but solid argument

Answer 9

Si. I am secretly a hero known as the Streak- I possess super-speed, but only when nekkid.

Answer 10

no i don't have any super powers but if i did i would use them to rid this world of all evil and bad people

Answer 11

I can steal others powers, fly, read your mind and shapeshift... only some of my super powers lol