Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson.. Paging Mr. Johnson..
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HIS FLY IS UNZIPPED...
1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
Here's the link to my site, now I definitely have music, and me singing "That's Just the Way That I Am," an original, there and pics too. Don't just stop at the front page scroll down and check it all out! Keep checking back it just been updated... I made a new page, "Me and Evilbay (A work in progress)." There are pages "How to Know If you're a New Yorker," by me and "Willys Jokes." A little humor on the serious side! Sign the guestbook too y'all!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-06-18 02:01:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Willie, you're at it again, you devil. Keep me entertained you rascal........(it's rose) Tried to sign your guestbook. They couldn't produce the page, have no clue why??? Talk to me ~p~
2006-06-18 02:08:05 · answer #1 · answered by silhouette 6 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Calling Mr. Hardwick calling Harry Nutz calling Mr. Foreskin
2016-05-20 00:10:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You open for business or pleasure?
2006-06-18 02:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by ilona 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite isn't here...just say "XYZ" (eXamine Your Zipper).
2006-06-18 02:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by iwastypingthat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i just say your barn door is open
2006-06-18 02:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by corbin909 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha I'm with corbin thats what I say
2006-06-18 03:17:37 · answer #6 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!!!
2006-06-18 02:14:34 · answer #7 · answered by phantom_phan_2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!!
2006-06-18 02:06:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! Thanks for sharing.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 03:33:38 · answer #9 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋