A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.
Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.
Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
2006-06-18 23:14:54 · 13 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
liked ur story
kool it was
i enjoyed it
i think it happend with u ryt
but any ways have a gud and blasting married life
and may ur baby growas healthier and the shadows of sun doesn't go by his side it shud fall on him
take care
well i havent seen ur wife photo before
so dont knw that is her eyes really scary
2006-06-19 00:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by ARYAN MANDY 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
For you:
What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary
To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them if outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!
• Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.
Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!
A teacher: What part of the body goes to heaven first?
A child replies: Feet- coz every nite I see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
2006-06-18 23:23:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor baby, i mean for the newly wed girl. She might not hv seen the small part for next some days...
2006-06-18 23:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, an innocent bride at last
2006-06-18 23:17:50 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...lol
2006-06-18 23:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!
--- LeeeN
2006-06-19 00:02:33 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly.... it brought a smile to my face..
2006-06-18 23:18:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me larf!
2006-06-20 02:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smile
2006-06-18 23:42:52 · answer #9 · answered by Skeeter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy... would have hit him really hard on his ego... did they get divorced?
good one.
2006-06-18 23:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋