Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, then said "I'll show you the dfrnc.
Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."
Johnny puzzled a bit however raised the qstn 2 mother.His mother looks around slyly & said "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her as well di qstn.
His sister looks up and says, "Definitely!"
Then he went back to father and said, "Dad, I think I've figured it
out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whor*s."
2006-06-18
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